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Corrupt a Wish

Granted but a hobo that can not be banned or killed would RDM you as long as you are carrying those mags

I wish that I had a Big Mac Menu right now

 
Granted but he only doesnt believe it when he is smoking it

I wish that i was a Hobo on a quadbike

 
Eddylane said:
Granted but he only doesnt believe it when he is smoking it

I wish that i was a Hobo on a quadbike
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Granted, but it can't go below 50 miles per hour and Sandra Bullock is in the backseat perpetually screaming in your ear.

I wish my next-door neighbor would stop blaring mariachi music all day & night.

 
Granted but instead he blared polka music as loud as a bowing 757s  jet engine non stop with the same song on repeat.

I wish the UK banned Donald trump.

 
CMO Lharmon said:
Granted but instead he blared polka music as loud as a bowing 757s  jet engine non stop with the same song on repeat.

I wish the UK banned Donald trump.
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Granted, but his face will continue to be plastered over 2016 and he wins the US presidential race.

I wish I could get a really good back massage right about now.

 
Granted, but your ex is turned into a literal letter "X" made of inflatable sandpaper

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I wish my credit card balance was returned to $0

 
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Granted but the credit cards becomes invalid and you can no longer use it 

I wish that I could have a time machine 

 
Granted, but your stuck in the year 1400!

I wish i could lay in everyday

 
Granted, but you'll get your face smashed against a fence every date you have.

I wish San Miguel was an item in Altis Life

 
Granted, but on Friday's it becomes a Desperado's instead.

I wish @DI Tampaxwould give me his snail.

 
Granted, however you get the one that died last night (only kidding, they are both safe and sound, the statement was placed here for comedic value only)

I wish my PC wasn't a potato. 

 
Granted, But everytime you launch Arma 3 the system will reboot. 

I wish I was CSI.

 
Millerr said:
Denied

I wish I would be accepted in the police force
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Granted, but you would have to be a CSO forever

I wish that any whitelisted rebel army (like UNMC) comes back <3

 
Sonder said:
Granted, but you would have to be a CSO forever

I wish that any whitelisted rebel army (like UNMC) comes back <3
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Granted, But they only get the Sting 9mm

I wish I got my SGT rank back...

 
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