Corrupt a Wish

[Kakujaa]

Granted but you only get paid half of your original amount.

I wish Call Of Duty remastered MW2

 

[matan1406]

Granted, but you would be shot down in your first fight.

I wish that everybody else was happy.

Granted but you were sad.

I wish i could be police officer now.

 

[SI Max ORyan]

Granted, but you could only use a tazer, and stayed at CSO.

I wish I was Sans

 

[DTYlan]

Granted, but you could only use a tazer, and stayed at CSO.

I wish I was Sans

Granted, but you could only be comic sans

I wish I could be a RAF officer; pilot now.

 

[Gord]

Granted, but you could only be comic sans

I wish I could be a RAF officer; pilot now.

Granted, but you can never fly

I wish I this chain would stop

 

[McSmally]

Granted, but you'd have to die..

I wish that i was a chicken nugget flying through the sky.

 

[DTYlan]

Granted, but you'd have to die..

I wish that i was a chicken nugget flying through the sky.

Granted but you'll be caught by MacDonalds and eaten.

I wish I could have 500 post on the forums.

 

[McSmally]

Granted, but you would have to be Graham for a month

I wish that MC Smally would be on Itunes

 

[Quinn]

Granted, but you would have to be Graham for a month

I wish that MC Smally would be on Itunes

Granted, but you would have to give a live performance to the Altisians in Kavala every week.

I wish that I could have Foxhounds voice.

 

[Lemmen]

Granted but you can't seduce women

I wish I could fly

 

[Haywire]

Granted but you can't seduce women

I wish I could fly

Granted but people will ALWAYS want to fly on your back, always.

I wish my computer could run minecraft at more than 15 fps

 

[PC Harvey]

Granted, but you must have the sex mod installed at all times...

I wish had an army of hobo's.

 

[DTYlan]

Granted, but you must have the sex mod installed at all times...

I wish had an army of hobo's.

Granted, but they will rdm you within the first 5 minutes of having them.

I wish I could have a level of 1000 for salt processing.

 

[MarkW]

Granted, but they will rdm you within the first 5 minutes of having them.

I wish I could have a level of 1000 for salt processing.

Granted, but the salt mine would get depleeted and no more salt to be found

I wish i could have a space ship

 

[Weasley Wells]

Granted but you would crash on mars without potatoes.

I wish my class mates could stop acting like 6 year olds.

 

[DTYlan]

Granted but you would crash on mars without potatoes.

I wish my class mates could stop acting like 6 year olds.

Granted but they would be 7 year olds.

I wish someone could give me a GTX 980.

 

[DemonPuppy]

I wish someone could give me a GTX 980.

Granted but it failed on the first day of using it

I wish I could join the Royal Marines Commandos 

 

[DTYlan]

Granted but it failed on the first day of using it

I wish I could join the Royal Marines Commandos 

Granted but you will be forced to do 12 hours of drill every day. 

I wish the Scottish government would let me keep my air rifle.

 

[MarkW]

Granted but you will be forced to do 12 hours of drill every day. 

I wish the Scottish government would let me keep my air rifle.

Granted but your rifle would be taken by a random hobo

I wish i had my potatos

 

[DTYlan]

Granted but your rifle would be taken by a random hobo

I wish i had my potatos

Granted, but they would be rotten.

I wish people wouldn't corrupt my wishes.