Corrupt a Wish

[MarkW]

Granted, but they would be rotten.

I wish people wouldn't corrupt my wishes.

Granted but your wishes would never be granted ever again

I wish i had non rotten potatos

 

[Goat]

Granted but your wishes would never be granted ever again

I wish i had non rotten potatos

Granted but the potatoes are infested with maggots

I wish I was able to read the minds of people

 

[DTYlan]

Granted but the potatoes are infested with maggots

I wish I was able to read the minds of people

Granted but you could only read their dirty thoughts.

I wish I could have a profile picture larger than 50 KB

 

[Lemmen]

Granted but you could only read their dirty thoughts.

I wish I could have a profile picture larger than 50 KB

Granted but you can only have a My little pony avatar

 

[DTYlan]

Granted but you can only have a My little pony avatar

Denied.

I wish this gentleman would make a wish next time.

 

[Lemmen]

Denied.

I wish this gentleman would make a wish next time.

my god it didn't save my wish ;_;

Welp: I wish that buckets were named leaves

 

[DTYlan]

my god it didn't save my wish ;_;

Welp: I wish that buckets were named leaves

Granted, but leaves would be named lemmens.

I wish this thread was more active.

 

[SPC Miller]

Granted, but leaves would be named lemmens.

I wish this thread was more active.

Granted, but it would be locked within 24 hours 

I wish I was called the heroïn king

 

[DTYlan]

Granted but you'll die of a overdose 24 hours later.

I wish that the police could have undercover cars

 

[Kaostic]

Granted but you'll die of a overdose 24 hours later.

I wish that the police could have undercover cars

Granted but you'd get vdm'd by one. 

I wish the umnc border could be bribed. 

 

[RandomName1]

Granted but you'd get vdm'd by one. 

I wish the umnc border could be bribed. 

Granted, but then they wouldnt let you do anything.

I wish that we all spent more time learning about SPACE!

 

[Kaostic]

Granted, but then they wouldnt let you do anything.

I wish that we all spent more time learning about SPACE!

Granted, but then we'd all realise that our lives are incredibly insignificant in the grand scheme of things and all go through a period of minor depression and self destruction. 

I wish I wasn't so pessimistic. 

 

[SI Max ORyan]

Granted, but then we'd all realise that our lives are incredibly insignificant in the grand scheme of things and all go through a period of minor depression and self destruction. 

I wish I wasn't so pessimistic. 

Granted, but everyone else was and is always trying to bring you down and make you feel sad.

I wish Disney made Zootopia 2 and that it wasn't shit

 

[RandomName1]

Granted, but only 1 person could see it a year.

I wish I had 500 forum posts. 

 

[DTYlan]

Granted but you wouldn't get an achievement or the ability to change you member title.

I wish I could do my NPAS entry test now.

 

[SI Max ORyan]

Granted but you wouldn't get an achievement or the ability to change you member title.

I wish I could do my NPAS entry test now.

Granted, but you'ed fail it and never be allowed to re-apply.

I wish people didn't camp drug dealers

 

[DTYlan]

Granted but they would camp the ATMs that are the nearest to the drug dealers.

I wish a person could understand that the police only need two officers as eye witnesses to have the authority to search your vehicle when you have been caught near a drug related area. (everyone who watched @Drew's stream last night will understand)

 

[andmos1]

Granted, but only one person will infact understand that.

Wish for a PC that will run Arma on Ultra with Internet that will run ALUK at 60 frames in kavala

 

[DTYlan]

Granted but you wouldn't be able to do anything else on it.

I wish @Vladic Ka 's stream wouldn't crash my graphics card drivers.

 

[andmos1]

Granted but you wouldn't be able to do anything else on it.

I wish @Vladic Ka 's stream wouldn't crash my graphics card drivers.

Granted, but anything else will burn your cp to crisp.

Wish for good health