Corrupt a Wish

[CST Diego]

Granted. But he does not wipe...

I wish this wishlist to be active again

 

[2Pac]

Granted. But nobody cares 

i wish I had a bigger computer screen

 

[Droge Worst]

Granted, but it will be full of bursts. 

I wish I had a better keyboard. 

 

[Azzer]

Granted, but it is not a qwerty keyboard

I wish I had a island

 

[CST Diego]

Granted. But nothing can live on it due to the island will be flooded 23 hours 59 min and 59 sec each day

I wish anything but nothing

 

[Droge Worst]

Granted... I'll contact my professional poop delivery service. 

I wish I was a higher level in King of the Hill. 

 

[Daanish]

Granted, but you don't get any extra items available.

I wish USBs had faster data transfer speeds

 

[bizby]

Granted but it takes 8 months for people to reply to you.

I wish I had a curved monitor..

 

[Gord]

Granted but your computer is now broken

I wish I had dog

 

[Vladic Ka]

Granted buts its a shaved chihuahua.

I wish I was 18 again. 

 

[Lemmen]

Granted buts its a shaved chihuahua.

I wish I was 18 again. 

Granted, but you can't drink Alcohol until you're 40

I wish I wasn't a noob at everything

 

[Zeito]

Granted, but you can't drink Alcohol until you're 40

I wish I wasn't a noob at everything

Granted, but you have no sense of initiative.

I wish i could emigrate. 

 

[bizby]

Granted, but you have no sense of initiative.

I wish i could emigrate. 

Granted but that location is only determined by blindly throwing a dart at a map of the world (Oceans Included).

I wish it would be warm in the UK every day of the year..

 

[puppy1004]

Granted but it would be 50 degrees celcius every single day.

I wish I had the capability to keep my room clean for 12 hours...

 

[SPC Miller]

Granted but afte those twelve hours you room will look like a shithole

I wish i could sell cider again

 

[RandomName1]

Granted but you would make no money from selling cider, and die of starvation.

I wish I was an DSGT.

 

[Pvt Lharmon]

Granted but you would then be community banned without appeal.

I wish that I could be magic and do and make whatever I want.

 

[PC Harvey]

Granted but you would then be community banned without appeal.

I wish that I could be magic and do and make whatever I want.

Granted, but whenever you conjure something a giant boil pops up on your face...

I wish I was a Mad Scientist... 

 

[2Pac]

Granted, but all your experiments only make cute cupcakes

i wish I could kidnap banana duck without being kicked from the police.

 

[Eddylane]

Granted, But you will be banned for taking a your colleague as a hostage

I wish to have 20 100 round magazines