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Im a veterinarian and love my job, eventhough im usually not allowed to tell much about it, as it grosses people out. 

 
Real name: Dan

Age: 31

Job: Many things, some days I'm a social worker, other days I'm a garbage man, and most of the time I just hassle hobos.

 
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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Seriously though, 

Real Name: Ash
Age: 31
Job: Wintel/AD Specialist for an IT company in a Secure UK Government Facility.
(The job sounds interesting, but it's really boring as fuck!)

 
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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Seriously though, 

Real Name: Ash
Age: 31
Job: Wintel/AD Specialist for an IT company in a Secure UK Government Facility.
(The job sounds interesting, but it's really boring as fuck!)
@Mycaelis Nice story

 
Just now, Mycaelis said:

I have have plagiarised it though! 

For those that haven't seen it: 

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LOL I DIDNT EVEN KNOW. HAHAHAHA

 
lol, i completly forgot that when i read it :D

Name: Simon

Age: 30

Work: Security, soon to be unemployed because of moving. Awesome.... ;p

 
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I'm Alex, very interested in Computer Science/Maths/Physics/Chemistry/Anything Sciencey. I'm hoping to go to university in a few years time (currently year 11) at Cambridge, or another top university (Imperial, Bath) and from there pursue a career in Computer Science, coding in particular.

I play field hockey a lot (it's not a girl's sport) as well as tennis, mixed in with some golf.  

 
Name: Mortan.

Age: 18 Years old.

Job: Working in the offshore industry.

 
Name: Matthew

Age: 19

Job: Deputy Manager for William Hill bookies (betting shops)

 
Name: Andreas

Age: 17 years old born the 1 of august 1998

and i spend atleast 8 hours in a normal week being in prison or as the goverment calls it "school". Where i study economy and buisness.

 
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Name: Gareth

Age: 34

spent my youth or technically from the age of 18 until i was 30 drinking far to much alcohol and taking far to many wild and exotic narcotics whilst trying to keep order in some of south wales most exclusive (ok really bad shit holes) nightclubs.

After turning 30 i decided being punched and kicked every weekend and avoiding being stabbed by a vast array of weapons wasnt really much fun anymore , also the fact i had a new misses and young children i decided it was time to get out of the game and become a personal trainer and dedicate my life to the gym lol

so yeah after leading an exciting and almost hazy youth and early twenties my life is now somewhat quieter where a weekend sat in front of the computer with kids climbing all over me is much more appealing than a night out on the town getting hammered

 
I'm 17 years old, I go to school and in my spare time I work at a bakery at 5:30 AM in the morning or till 22:00 at night 

 
Name: Jonny

Age: 24 

I'm an IT Administrator for a Large Multi-National Company. I drive a moderately fast car with moderate responsibility.

 
Name: Bas

Age: 17

At the moment I study application development (not sure how the study is called in other countries).
When I'm not at school I'm behind my computer trying to make music or play some games.
When I'm not at school and not behind my computer I'm probably drinking too much beer and doing dumb stuff with my friends.

 
Name: Bas

Age: 17

At the moment I study application development (not sure how the study is called in other countries).
When I'm not at school I'm behind my computer trying to make music or play some games.
When I'm not at school and not behind my computer I'm probably drinking too much beer and doing dumb stuff with my friends.
Omg underage drinker!

 
Haha, the age to drink here isn't 21.
It was 16 first, then they changed it to 18 when I was almost 16 D:
17 is still less than 18! Beer has ruined your brain! :( :( :(

Another young mind lost to alcohol :(

 
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