@Mycaelis Nice storyThe details of my life are quite inconsequential.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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Seriously though,
Real Name: Ash
Age: 31
Job: Wintel/AD Specialist for an IT company in a Secure UK Government Facility.
(The job sounds interesting, but it's really boring as fuck!)
LOL I DIDNT EVEN KNOW. HAHAHAHAJust now, Mycaelis said:
I have have plagiarised it though!
For those that haven't seen it:
Omg underage drinker!Name: Bas
Age: 17
At the moment I study application development (not sure how the study is called in other countries).
When I'm not at school I'm behind my computer trying to make music or play some games.
When I'm not at school and not behind my computer I'm probably drinking too much beer and doing dumb stuff with my friends.
Haha, the age to drink here isn't 21.Omg underage drinker!
17 is still less than 18! Beer has ruined your brain!Haha, the age to drink here isn't 21.
It was 16 first, then they changed it to 18 when I was almost 16 D:
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