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Corrupt a Wish

Granted..... But since its already done its kinda hard to go back and then change it, not knowing that you were doing it shorter, thus causing you to wish it done sooner, thus an every ending process.

No Wish From Me! (Did I Break It?)

 
Yes you did.

I wish that my farts smell like lollipops.

 
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Granted, but you would have to give that money to charity.

I wish that I could log on to Altis Life.

 
Granted, but then you were keep being kicked off by an Arma 3 script error.

I wish that I could help more people.

 
Granted, But they want to kill you

I wish i could get 2 wishes that weren't corrupt

 
Granted, but you have no tongue to speak them or limbs to type/ write them.

I wish processing drugs was quicker.

 
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I wish processing drugs was quicker.
Granted but you get busted by the cops every time you process ;)
I wish I could be at home on this server rather than in work.

 
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Granted, but the server is de syncing that much you can not even move without dying,

I wish that I could get paid to play computer games.

 
Granted, but you only get paid in monopoly money.

I wish my laptops battery lasted longer...

 
granted, but you can't recharge it eg. you have to buy a new battery each time it dies.

I wish I was better at hitting targets.

 
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Granted, But you Can only use a 9mm pistol

I wish unmc would Come back :(

 
Granted, but you only get the 7.62 bullet. (No shells or powder, and can't use shells or powder)

Wish that my computer ran better.

 
Granted, but it will overheat and being melting after 20minutes.

I wish that I had my own Thunderchild (Speedboat Minigun)

 
Granted but all the weapons have been removed and there is a hole in the hull which flooded the engine.

I wish FSX Steam Edition would work offline.

 
Granted, but it can only be spent on rabbit meet and coffee.

i wish i could play altislife more often...

 
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