Corrupt a Wish

[Stanley]

i looked at the last wish on the 1st page... sorry connal

 

[Omligon]

Granted, but it wont be ALUK

I wish i was a turtle

 

[Mattjamco]

Granted, but you're stuck on your back (hahahaah)

I wish I had more forum awards.

 

[RandomName1]

Granted, Then your forum account would be banned.

I wish i had the money to donate to ALUK.

 

[2Pac]

Granted, But you wouldn't have money for food

I wish wilco would role play on the koth servers

 

[Mattjamco]

Granted but he's RPing as a mass murderer and kills everyone.

I wish we had our gang base now.

 

[2Pac]

Granted, But you can't spawn in it

I wish that i wouldn't have to go to the dentist today

 

[RandomName1]

Granted, but your teeth would fall out.

I wish for my monitor to be fixed.

 

[2Pac]

Granted, But Then your computer would crash 24/7

I wish i had better internet

 

[RandomName1]

Granted, Then your router would fail.

Wishing you were here, in Margaritaville!

 

[Mattjamco]

Granted, but so is every mass murderer in the world.

I wish I had more people to come on Star Conflict

 

[Omligon]

Granted, but you would be banned. (Revenge, poor turtle me)

I wish i could go to the gym every day.

 

[2Pac]

Granted, But you would be weak as hell and never be able to gain bigger muscles

I wish I could buy unmc gear

 

[hattu]

Granted, but unmc gear would be hobo gear.

I wish that someone will give me truck full of coffee

 

[2Pac]

Granted, But a hobo rammed it and made it explode

I wish I was an assassin

 

[Liquid]

Granted, But a hobo rammed it and made it explode

I wish I was an assassin

Granted, but your first mission is to assassinate yourself.

I wish car parts were dirt cheap

 

[hattu]

Granted, but dirt would be the most expensive thing in the world.

I wish i would have better computer

 

[prawn185]

Granted but you had no monitor

i wish I had better internet (2MB+)

 

[Connall]

Granted, but your router keeps crashing.

I wish I could turn this one wish into two.

 

[RandomName1]

Granted, but then I would corrupt both of them.

I wish that ARMA III had better rendering.