Obviously, given that Wilco is participating, and he is senior admin, this gets the go-ahead pretty much by default (love the ticking timebomb idea... I mean fuel tanker, of course, Wilco).
However, speaking as de facto 'junior' admin, I do have one or two suggestions/concerns, but I'll try and address these in 'RP fashion.'
Her Majesty The Queen, via her unelected representative, the Mayoress of Kavala (whom some may know as Baroness Wilhemina Coe, WRVS, WI & bar) has stated her delight at the fact that the rebels are engaging peacefully in an act to support the Church of Kavala, which, as you all know, is going through a difficult time. Especially since its esteemed Vicar has been embroiled in unfounded accusations of drug-dealing and acting as confidential informant to the police.
The Queen and Mayoress would be most delighted if the event went ahead as planned, but with the following provisions in the interest of citizen health and safety and the avoidance of any unfortunate 'accidents'.
1 - The Kavala police force must be NOTIFIED at least 2 days prior to the event, so that they are able to prepare the necessary police escorts, side-road-blocks, etc, that will be necessary for the event to go ahead safely. The police should be further notified at least an hour before the event actually commences, after the evening siesta (aka 'restart') has finished and everyone is returned from Church prayers (that the world restarts). Contact CI Motosuwa (or his deputy) in the first instance, either via Cellphone, in person, or via alternative external ungodly forces (such as 'Teamspeak', whatever infernal device that may be). The police force are not required to APPROVE the event - it is approved - but their cooperation will be necessary for smooth, safe running of the parade. The Mayoress's minions will also do what they can to ensure the public is notified via administrative missive and that as many people can join in this happy throng as possible.
2 - For the purposes of the Parade, The Queen is prepared to TEMPORARILY lift the restriction on the use of Ifrits on the island, and declare them LEGAL for the purposes of this Parade and travelling DIRECTLY to and from it (no lingering!). Caveats: any Ifrit which deploys smoke during the procession may be impounded by police and prevented from further participation in the Parade (if they can catch it). Any Ifrit involved in the deliberate killing of any civilian or police constable will also be impounded in the same manner and its driver dealt with severely to the full force of the Law. Any accident involving an Ifrit, the driver is required to stop and give full details to police - (therefore it is advisable that any such driver is fully licensed and in possession thereof, and has an otherwise clean record, no illegal contraband or weapons on his person or the vehicle, or all will be confiscated/impounded).
3 - The speed limit during the parade must be adhered to. Police will decide what this is. If no decision is forthcoming, it will be 15kmh max, once city limit sign is passed. Vehicles involved in the parade MUST follow the agreed parade route and not deviate (citizens and public order may be at risk otherwise).
4 - Vehicle horn honking (for participants and bystanders) will be allowed during the parade, and the laws covering disturbance and use of horn will TEMPORARILY be lifted during the event (only).
5 - Citizens and participants are required to be correctly and decently dressed. Any display of public nudity or indecent underwear will be treated with the full force of the law, regardless of how 'happy' the offenders may have become as a result of watching (or being in) the parade. Absolutely NO skidmarks.
6 - Weapons. For the purposes of the parade, the Queen suggests that all participants with large, impressive, manly weapons either ensure that one (or two) trusted members of the parade is/are the nominated 'magazine carrier(s)', and that all weapon-holders are barrel-empty and non-carrying of magazines during the parade. Weapons MUST be for show ONLY during the event, for public safety. Alternatively (if agreed with police) a service-vehicle (such as the prison transport) may be set aside as a secure weapon/magazine holder, and stationed under guard at the police-station during the event (all items will be returned to their owners at the end of the parade, at the city limits). The exact detail of this protocol shall be agreed in advance with police. Anyone found guilty of concealing loaded weapons in parade vehicles or on their person whilst driving, may be arrested, convicted, and have their weapon and ammunition confiscated. Anyone NOT found carrying concealed weapons obviously won't be...
7 - No animals (including rabbits) may be harmed during the Parade. Dogs must be kept on leads (and some civilians may also benefit from this handling method too - police will advise).
8 - The Parade must feature the National Anthem to be played during at least one point of the parade, most preferably the culmination of the celebration at the Castle itself. The public is expected to stand/salute (but probably won't, as usual... this really offends the Mayoress, incidentally. The Queen couldn't give a toss, apparently).
9 - The use of CS Gas by police to control any 'high spirits' or rioting as a result of the parade is STRICTLY AND TOTALLY PROHIBITED* and instead, sheer force of character and charisma should be used at all times to assist citizens in the safe and happy running of the event, and to remind everybody what a wonderful and hardworking police force this island is lucky to have. (*unless deemed absolutely necessary by an officer of Inspector rank or higher).
10 - There is no point 10. Other than to add that anyone who believes these rules are too stringent or in any way restrict fair and full enjoyment of the parade is hereby raised to the rank of 'Fuque Tard' by Her Majesty, and is advised to re-read the above conditions very closely. Every line. And between them, too.
Have a GREAT PARADE!! Thank you for supporting the Kavala Church of the Tripped Light Fantastic.
