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  • another day another round of physio

    Kech
    Kech
    Don't forget how soft your eye lids are 😂😂

    blaze1981
    blaze1981
    hahaha that medication is the bollocks

    TYSEE
    TYSEE
    No one cares.................................

    <3 <3 <3 <3 miss you

    first unmc boot camp starts tonight, time to whip these soilders in to elite military machines lol

    Staticz
    Staticz
    Can't wait tbh

    Hoggie
    Hoggie
    Try not to accidently kill loads of your men Blaze

    blaze1981
    blaze1981
    I never kill them accidentally hoggie, there's always a reason

    first walk without crutches since my attack , still gotta wear a leg brace and only managed to get about 100 yards but its a start 😃

    Hobbs
    Hobbs
    Keep pushing Blaze! @guyjacklintold me about your attack. There are some evil people in this world.

    so it seems the hammer blow to the head has caused permenant eyesight damage and I now have to wear glasses for ever, on the plus side I get them today so road accidents on altis should now drop by at least 50% from the last few days lol

    Drama Lama
    Drama Lama
    Damn, did they get the guys who did this to you?

    blaze1981
    blaze1981
    nope still no arrests made and the witnesses who did see what happened have been intimidated into not making statements, sadly the next person the attack probably wont be as lucky as i was 

    Drama Lama
    Drama Lama
    Damn that sucks I got once assaulted by 3 I got kicked to my head luckily I did not get any bad injuries from that! Anyways hopefully they will get what they deserve!

    recovery gets so much harder the older you get lol ,an hours physio a day and all I wanna do is sleep lol

    TYSEE
    TYSEE
    Pussy

    blaze1981
    blaze1981
    thanks I miss you to you bundle of sticks

    TYSEE
    finally after 10 days on my back I can walk with the help of crutches , than god for the advancement in medical technology

    B0sh
    B0sh
    Only 10 months :)

    blaze1981
    blaze1981
    nine months 2 weeks but you can knock 5 months off that because im having special cryotherapy treatment , ill be up and running by easter

    VikRambo
    VikRambo
    Crutches an advancement in medical technology? How far are UNMC in the technological race? Do UNMC still amputate legs to cure pimples?

    On a serious note, I've been in a similar situation and it sucks, My entire summer was down the drain.. (Got some money from my health insurance so that's something I got my way). I was in bed with a wooden board ontop of my mattress for 3 weeks and then in hospital for 2 then back in bed for 2 weeks again.

    I wish you the best of recovery.

    cracking remembrance service from the unmc tonight , hopefully the video will do it justice

    Wilco
    Wilco
    Will look forward to seeing that!

    Namron
    Namron
    When's the vid coming out?

    blaze1981
    blaze1981
    should be later this evening once Scottish has had time to edit it. Properly

    tonight the unmc proved it can bring the rebel factions to there knees #toughlove

    blaze1981
    blaze1981
    just wanted to prove a point that we could stop any weapons from being sold for 4 hours as people were starting to take the piss by avoiding our taxes , maybe in future they may pay up

    TheRealOutlaw
    TheRealOutlaw
    Very well done! 

    The Fiddler
    The Fiddler
    Any decent rebel already has a surplus of weapons in their houses, good to see the UNMC stopping the hobos from getting trg's.

    i drink so much tea had to buy this bad boy
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    so dissapointed the unmc new execution method failed to record last night as its the absolute bollocks, I'm sure we can capture it on camera sooner or later lol

    this new cryosis leg bag is the bollocks , all the pain gone in seconds , heaven i can now concentrate on chasing mexicans back through my unmc border lol

    ah well a snapped medial tendon means the end of my playing career, its amazing the damage 5 thugs with bats can do to someone's legs, oh well 10 months of rehab here we come 😢

    Dutchyy
    Dutchyy
    sad to hear.... hope you get welll😘

    Shepherd
    Shepherd
    Wait what? Blaze good luck I need rehab, no doubt it will be hard but you can push through it! Get well soon Blaze.

    That is meant to be *in rehab*

    back in the hospital, this shit is starting to get boring now

    Eddylane
    Eddylane
    what happened?

    or did you just laughed all your stitches away?

    blaze1981
    blaze1981
    I wish mate had some bad bad news about my leg ,fucking gutted, why you up this early anyway

    Eddylane
    Eddylane
    Uhm i slept 3 hours couldn't sleep so yea but whats the bad news about your leg mate?

    last nights unmc intellectual debate was what happens if you put popping candy inside your foreskin, I mean this is the level of intelligence of an elite military solider, we are yet to test the theory any volunteers?

    TikTak
    TikTak
    Dont you worry @Simenand @2Pac are your test subjects lets just hope this si true cuz @Simenfor sure needs it.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 (JK)

    BlackJack
    BlackJack
    Did @Kechbring this topic up?

    Kech
    Kech
    UNMC is like one big fucked up family , the bond these guys have is what makes us unbeatable the shit that goes on in our ts rooms is gonna get me divorced the times I wake the misses up at night laughing #neverchangeourbanter

    Solveski
    Solveski
    This is basically just RPUK in general. Public channels can turn from Awkward silences to future friendships and banter haha.

    Koala Bear
    Koala Bear
    @SGT SandersTrust me once your inside a UNMC room for more than an hour you will ever see the world in the same way again

    B0sh
    B0sh
    I thought the athira lounge was fun then i sat in our lounge when @Reece Smurfis drunk and it changes or @Kechwhen we are talking about school and pringles cans

    sat in the doctors waiting room and the next fucker to knock my broken leg is getting straight up RDM ,D with no fucking initiation

    icarus
    icarus
    Well maybe... just maybe... you shouldn't have taken the cast off to scratch you leg lol 🙅.

    Hoax
    Hoax
    did you call him to teamspeak?

    Stoter
    Stoter
    Is that a Threat??

    Dont do it Blaze, you will get banned and you know it allright?? banned from life it self??

    just reading the police unmc banter slack chat from last night and because I still cant walk im trying to get my cat to nudge my piss bucket closer to my bed because I'm in hysterics lol , seriously I need my dignity back lmfao , please guys keep this banter going your making an old battered man vey happy

    Oliver V2
    Oliver V2
    We'll spark it up again later don't worry:

    .*

    blaze1981
    blaze1981
    what made it worse was my kids hid my crutches for a laugh so I was literally fucked lol my cat preferred to just look at me as if to say "that will teach you,you fucker for all them times you screamed at me for pissing in the house"

    Oliver V2
    Oliver V2
    Haha, cats don't forget what you do.

    first night back on altis and i havent laughed so much in a long time, and by the way dont drive a strider whilst tripping on morphine doesnt end well

    blaze1981
    blaze1981
    yeah im good thanks man , still sore but getting there slowly

    Namron
    Namron
    Enjoyed our little ifrit Vs Strider battle earlier general!

    blaze1981
    blaze1981
    Norman was so funny mate as I was so spaced out on my morphine my reactions were so bad you kept ending up inside me and for some reason I thought it was so hilarious I nearly chocked down my headset , was a good fight and if more fights like that end with both sides saying gg then this place would be alot friendlier, also all your snipers looked like pink unicorns to me so you can imagine what my team were thinking when I was screaming run run the unicorn is almost next to you lmfao

    really wanna try out the new update, sadly morphine has other ideas lol

    blaze1981
    blaze1981
    50mg 2 tablets at a time

    Kech
    Kech
    Haha tripping ballz yet?

    blaze1981
    blaze1981
    slept 4 feet above the bed mate but fucking fireworks woke me up lol, cant even tell them to shut up as one slap would kill me at the minute lol

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