YOU'RE UGLY - jokes

[MrRabbit]

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Ever had a banther on one of your friends? 

Here's a few lines, you could use to make them feel shitty  

"Lets gather some of the meanest comments, and see which one we got!"

• - Your so ugly, that we turn of the cameras when you walk into the H.M.T!
  
  - If ugliness were bricks, you would be the great wall of china.
  
  - You were so ugly at birth, your parents called you "shit happens".
  
  - You're so ugly, you went to a freak show, and got a permanent job.
  
  - You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
  
  - You're so ugly, when you jerk of your hand tries to sleep!
  

 

[DerpingWork]

You're so ugly that when your mother first saw you on ultrasound, she freaked out so much she gave birth to you three months earlier.

 

[TacticalPanda]

You're so ugly that your mum went into Cardiac Arrest when she first saw you

 

[The No-Life King]

You're so ugly it's a crime to show your face in public