No title editing required. I don't know how @macdaddy got the information about @Wilco's appendage but I'm sure it's true. I can see this thread getting popular.
InB4 macdaddy sets up a new profile so he can comment because this one is now blocked.
Don't worry. If they're behaving IRL as they're doing in the game, I'm sure a good lot of them will be missing some fingers after new years eve. (Not meant as laughing at maimed people, I just laugh at the idiots who think they're so cool messing with gunpowder and illegal fireworks..)