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February 13
Grove Street 'in the mud'
The Los Santos Police Service launched a large scale operation on the eve of the 13th of February to incarcerate members of the street gang Grove Street, everyone knew something was brewing on the eve of the 13th, as Inspector Chris Lee wasn't driving around in his van selling his combats in Morrispoons carpark, our Scottish hothead Connor Green was on the case, and rang the fabled Inspector.
To our shock, Insp Chris Lee was honest with us, and explained the situation in full to us.
" I dont really know why we are arresting Grove, but I am very saddened as they are some of my best customers, they pay good prices and enable me to fund my crack cocaine habit and hooker addiction"
On the case Weazel raced to Mission Row Police Station and spoke to Supt Greenhalgh, after much deliberation and swearing at Carrie, our great reporter and his 7th Ex Wife, he said:
" This operation is a public relations operation, the green bean lookalikes down in Grove Street need to be put in their place, we have no evidence against them, but word is on the street that they may be reselling Chris Lees' combat pistols, therefore we are going to take our big guns and arrest them all"
Supt Greenhalgh didnt seem interested in talking about his operation, and spent most of the time harrassing innocent weazel news reporters, claiming of so called 'slander' against him and the rest of the LSPS, something of which at Weasel news, we firmly deny.
The police then moved to Grove Street and deployed firearms, actively pointing them at civilians and pointing them at Grove Street members
A long standoff ensued where Grandad and Carrie were harrased by the police, particularly a bald headed egg shaped man, who had a particular affinity towards his four legged friend. After a long standoff, the man know to us as PC DogLover was brutally murdered infront of Carrie, we have attached a photo in this article in memoram of him. May he rest in peace.
Weasel news also managed to capture a snap of the famous Insp Chris Lee inappropriately touching a grove street member, he then shouted at us and told us to stop rolling and he was going to be 'Serving Justice' , luckily another officer took the innocent grove member from Chris Lees' clutches, who would have known what would have happened if Chris Lee was left alone with this helpless grove member. You have heard of PC Pervert, what about Inspector Pervert?
Grove Streets' long standing war with the Ballas came to an end on the eve of the 13th, as the grove members were being detained, many ballas turned up at the scene, interested in their adversaries being taken into custody, the Ballas kept quiet on the topic, but later Darnell, a senior in the Ballas tweeted about the sitation, this is seen below.
Darnell's Instagram post:
Its now rumored that most of the Grove members are living their lives away in solitary at HMP Bowlingbrooke, and surprisingly, taking minimal beatings from the Irish-Germanic Gruppe Sechs prison authority. Its also rumored, that the head of the city council, Norman Jones has granted G6 several powers, one in which gives them the power to terminate high value prisoners, and bury them in unmarked graves.
Weazel news will continue its hard fought investigations into the corrupt Home Office and City council. More to come.
This has been Grandad, coming in your eye.
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Thank you for reading!
Coming in your eye,
Weazel News
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