What can I say, I'm the resident egghead/know-it-all.
Maybe I'm spending too much time here.. I half expect the next time I use a cash machine in real life to look around for an armed man hiding a bush ready to club me over the head and steal my money.
Maybe that's just another Saturday night in Scotland though..
A couple nights ago I was talking to a cop, after he ran up to me and asked "How did I do this?!" He had his weapon on his back and empty hands with no idea how he managed it.
We tried for a while to work out how he done it with no joy