MightyCrabLord
New member
Hello there fine citizens of Altis!
My friends, brothers and sisters, my dear family.
I hope you all have the election campaign fever!
I'm hoping to become your new mayor this term, and I can promise you several things:
1) Our roads will finally be safer. No more accidental collisions and flattened pedestrians on my watch! I'll make sure that anyone driving recklessly will be banished to the Phantom Zone, where their desperate apologies are heard only by inter-dimensional horrors.
2) I will insist on free cider allowances, provided by my own personal brewery "Hoptimus Prime Brewery"!
3) Too young to be a soldier? Nonsense! Child soldiers will not only be legal, they will be conscripted in times most dire! No more wondering where your son has got to.
He's fighting for a brighter tomorrow!
All of this and more. This I promise you.
If you wish to know more, I will be in Kavala Square with my associates. Please come and say hi!
For Democracy!
Paid for by the AdamC Party.
My friends, brothers and sisters, my dear family.
I hope you all have the election campaign fever!
I'm hoping to become your new mayor this term, and I can promise you several things:
1) Our roads will finally be safer. No more accidental collisions and flattened pedestrians on my watch! I'll make sure that anyone driving recklessly will be banished to the Phantom Zone, where their desperate apologies are heard only by inter-dimensional horrors.
2) I will insist on free cider allowances, provided by my own personal brewery "Hoptimus Prime Brewery"!
3) Too young to be a soldier? Nonsense! Child soldiers will not only be legal, they will be conscripted in times most dire! No more wondering where your son has got to.
He's fighting for a brighter tomorrow!
All of this and more. This I promise you.
If you wish to know more, I will be in Kavala Square with my associates. Please come and say hi!
For Democracy!
Paid for by the AdamC Party.
