Vanity Insurance Services

[MrLongSlong]

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The people of Altis!​

Are you tired of your cars being scrapped by salty piggies? ​

Do you shit yourself every time someone drives off in your hemmit box?​

Can you afford to re stock your house after the NCA knock down the door? ​

Does your very life flash before you eyes when a hobo steals your blackfish? ​

Then you need all new;​

Vanity Insurance! ​

Have a consultation with one of our expert risk analysts and get a quote TODAY!​

We insure all types of vehicles and house content , illegal , legal, unknown enquire today for free and worry no more!​

If you own it , We'll insure it! ​

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Contact MrLongSlong via PM's ( Forums, ts, discord , in-game ) for further details or to setup your first account! ​

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[Simon Ross]

Can I insure my off-road, quote me a price 

 

[MrLongSlong]

Can I insure my off-road, quote me a price 

any upgrades? 

 

[Simon Ross]

any upgrades? 

Nought 

 

[MrLongSlong]

Nought 

I can give you full scarp cover for 20k a month.

 

[SI Ali Barber]

Can you afford to re stock your house after the NCA knock down the door? 

No one can afford this

 

[Simon Ross]

I can give you full scarp cover for 20k a month.

Phahahaha how much does one of those cost xD

No one can afford this

Nobody at all  complete hobo again

 

[MrLongSlong]

No one can afford this

thats why if you use ALL NEW VANITY INSURANCE FOR ALL YOUR CRIMINAL NEEDS! 

 

[Danish]

My concern is if you have the budget to cover your clients.

Also how will you check for insurance fraud

 

[Simon Ross]

My concern is if you have the budget to cover your clients.

I believe this comes under the same category as M&S and kenny

 

[MrLongSlong]

My concern is if you have the budget to cover your clients.

Also how will you check for insurance fraud

The budget isn't an issue sir, I have huge support from many anonymous wealthy backers .

All claims will be investigated and regulated, only legitimate claims will go through.

 

[Hasan Carsteinnn]

Excuse me Vanity Insurance! ?

i thought this was  a longslong thing. Did not know me and @Warwick set yes to make this happen.

 

[-Milo-]

Excuse me Vanity Insurance! ?

i thought this was  a longslong thing. Did not know me and @Warwick set yes to make this happen.

Are you not a police officer ? are you the head of this whole operation, do i need to call FBI on you?

 

[Hasan Carsteinnn]

Are you not a police officer ? are you the head of this whole operation, do i need to call FBI on you?

Nothing wrong with Legal stuff sir.

 

[-Milo-]

Nothing wrong with Legal stuff sir.

 

[ufff]

No one can afford this

I probably could Ali @SI Ali Barber After all you're pretty bad at your job 

 

[Brick Carstein]

Im interested. We'll be in touch

 

[MrLongSlong]

Nothing wrong with Legal stuff sir.

 





“thats why if you use ALL NEW VANITY INSURANCE FOR ALL YOUR CRIMINAL NEEDS!”