Agdgdgwngo
Well-known member
Marmite = BannedI look forward to not abiding by most of these 'rulings' you want to put in place. Sod the Ugandan dollar up ya pooper.
Marmite = BannedI look forward to not abiding by most of these 'rulings' you want to put in place. Sod the Ugandan dollar up ya pooper.
Weed = UndeliveredMarmite = BannedI look forward to not abiding by most of these 'rulings' you want to put in place. Sod the Ugandan dollar up ya pooper.
BuggerWeed = UndeliveredMarmite = BannedI look forward to not abiding by most of these 'rulings' you want to put in place. Sod the Ugandan dollar up ya pooper.
Don't worry your tickets will be taken out the the health care budgetI hope you use your political influence to get me out of trouble just as much as I did you @U.N.P George Agdgdgwngo
HAHAHA Someone get this man a credit card
DI has his duties, The mayors Office Can make a Request of the police for for Change but cannot set policy without Paperwork in triplicate Now I can send that to you but the posty hasn't been past for weeks I expect him around SeptemberGuess whos the mayor...
With my term in change starting i will be introducing some new laws and polices...
- All hobos are required by law to have at least 5 lock picks on them at any given time.
- DI is no longer allowed in Kavala. If found in kavala he must be forced to sing Peppa pig for a minimum of 3 minutes as well as being made to strip butt naked and walk through kavala.
- The MU have full right to refuse a search of any of there trucks within reason.
- I will be importing 100% legitimate bracelets and watches for my children to sell at the local market
- There will be a weed party on the 19th in a undisclosed location (Location to be decided) . Marmite Miners will provide the weed. Music and dancing will be optional (pending authorization)
- The island currency will now be Ugandan sterling.
- All citizens MUST have a valid visa with your correct name and present on your person. If you can not produce such documents the police have the authorization to take any of your possessions and your citizenship to the island. (Enjoy cops)
- Weed is legal to sell in the hours of 4:20 am to 4:21 am.
- Lastly a mass importation of "legal" workers will be in full effect over the next few days. See link. Lookie Lookie
You are being served you deportation papers : http://www.sikhcoalition.org/documents/pdf/deportation_notice.pdfDI has his duties, The mayors Office Can make a Request of the police for for Change but cannot set policy without Paperwork in triplicate Now I can send that to you but the posty hasn't been past for weeks I expect him around SeptemberGuess whos the mayor...
With my term in change starting i will be introducing some new laws and polices...
- All hobos are required by law to have at least 5 lock picks on them at any given time.
- DI is no longer allowed in Kavala. If found in kavala he must be forced to sing Peppa pig for a minimum of 3 minutes as well as being made to strip butt naked and walk through kavala.
- The MU have full right to refuse a search of any of there trucks within reason.
- I will be importing 100% legitimate bracelets and watches for my children to sell at the local market
- There will be a weed party on the 19th in a undisclosed location (Location to be decided) . Marmite Miners will provide the weed. Music and dancing will be optional (pending authorization)
- The island currency will now be Ugandan sterling.
- All citizens MUST have a valid visa with your correct name and present on your person. If you can not produce such documents the police have the authorization to take any of your possessions and your citizenship to the island. (Enjoy cops)
- Weed is legal to sell in the hours of 4:20 am to 4:21 am.
- Lastly a mass importation of "legal" workers will be in full effect over the next few days. See link. Lookie Lookie
Any Searches By unauthorized persons will result in incarceration, I advise you contact your local police if you have worries about crimes being committed.
I Very much would enjoy details of this please forward them.
Goverment Issued ID cards and Driving licenses will surfice Unless you wish to change the printing method (I'd love that.) Last time i checked it would cost around 15,000,000 For new Printing plates
That would be incorrect nothing has passed my desk about the Reclassification of Illegal substances.
Thank you for your Time mister Mayor feel free to submit any applications to me personally.
Commander Maratek
(Pretty Colors)
...Mr. Mayor
An interesting package from the Associated Press was recently left at the Kavala Police Station. Inside of it were some envelopes marked "Corrupt Mayor Photographs." and Two DVD's marked "Altis Mayor Corruption." I haven't had a chance to review these yet. Should I be worried?
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