THE WAR IS OVER!

[Edgar Ville]

I'm exited, wounder what's going to happen.

The unholiest of alliances is about to form.

The seas shall boil, the earth shall split, rains will wash away the surface and earthquakes will level what remains. None shall be saved for it is foretold that the one who fucks with the apple fields shall have his limbs eaten by worms while the one who damages the lands of the peach shall be plagued with a terrible itch behind the eye sockets. 

This is the horror @TikTak has brought upon himself.






Or you know, they could both be really pissed and try and kill him ingame.

 

[Tadworth]

I'm thinking the police might have to get involved at this rate! xD

 

[PC Harvey]

I'm thinking the police might have to get involved at this rate! xD

This sounds big, we may need to legalise the conscription of hobo's...

 

[DainMK]

The Apple King (yes, now being referred to in the third person) has always stood for justice, honour, and integrity. More importantly, the virtues of forgiveness and love guide the Apple Kings path. 

I defy anyone to find an instance of me unlawfully killing anyone. I have held a gun to the PeachMasters head while he stood restrained, and at my mercy. But still, I let him go. 

The reckless behaviour of TikTak must not be forgotten; we must all take from it our own truths. However, as requested the trees appear to have been replanted, and the Apples as fresh as they were on my first trip to Pyrgos Orchard. And so we must forgive, and welcome TikTak back to the Orchard. For everyone gets one for free. The next will leave you hogtied and beaten, cold and afraid. The barrel of a Zubr pressed to your temple. Do not, fuck with the Apple King.