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The New Hitman Game Giveaway

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Hitman - The Full Game

so lady's and gentleman of altlislife.co.uk 
me and a friend are building a new pc - and with is a free game code - we have one spare to give away, the new hitman  - so to do that i am going to ask a question
me and my friend will read through them tonight at 9pm and announce the winner at 10pm 

good luck

as this is a hitman game the question is

how would you murder someone and get away with it?

ps: asked vladic for permission and if staff want evidence i can provide that also 

 
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Explains my theory in 7 seconds. (By the way I don't want to be part of the draw just reminded me of this funny episode of south park)

edit: moved to the giveaway section also.

 
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I would look for a lonely man in a quiet place, then i would strike him fast and silently after that I would cut him in to pieces and finally burn everything.

sorry this was kinda creepy, but simple destroy every evidence exists.

 
Sounds like someone has something to cover up....

 
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Well if I had to go into depth I would take them to a secluded shed that has a board. The board would be modified so that you could restrain them to the board, being the person I am I would plan a series of experiments for the Sir/Madam, first being applying various amounts of pain applied to certain areas of the body. The thing is too much pain and they might pass out, so keeping them awake is key. After this series of genuinely disgusting acts, I would stand the board upwards, and get a sharp knife at which point I would take it to the bottom of the abdomen, Slicing just above the waistline to cause the guts to spew out, at which points those theories about coke staining your inside can be evaluated. At which point most people would pass out and slowly die to blood loss. 

Now the getting away with it part: Bury it, in a graveyard. This is after using a fire to boil down the bones and burn off the skin. I am also quite curious of how human meat tastes. If I can't do this then suicide means I won't be caught, Alive at least.

Doing this may be seen as insane, but who will know you are because they won't be found.

 
The most simple way is to kill them and then yourself. Easy get away!

But I could imagine my killing spree going a little like this:

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Put a bag over there head, while there in a quite place,

place a cusion over hes belly and shoot through the pillow making sure to get a dircet shot on hes heart.

With the body i would then take it to one of them things that you chuck tree branches into which crushes them,

so i would shove it in then and with the body parts that come out of the shredder thing place a bag over the over side so that the body parts go into a bag making sure to leave no evidence, then i would place the bag in my bin, cut my grass and fill the same bag with grass then i would leave it out for then bin men to handle.

 
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Toss them into a pool of piranha , then fish out the bones, grind them into dust, visit a very windy place and let them go :) 

 
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build a time machine.... 

I would tell them there is a free hitman game inside the time machine.

Lock them inside and send them back to the jurassic period.... 

my pal T Rex will get a free meal, i get the free game...

If you dont like my answer, please step into my time machine.... 

 
I would make a thread on some forums, claiming to do a giveaway, where all they had to do was tell me how to perfectly murder someone and get away with it.

Then I would take peoples ideas, and murder them in the way they described.

So, any other ideas?

 
To get away with a murder.

I would go to a city far away from where I life, find someone, stalk them, make sure they never see me, learn their day rhythm, where they work, where they eat, where they sleep, who they know. the routes they take, I would find the perfect spot with no camera coverage and plenty of opportunity to escape the area without ever being expected, I'd then afterwards get a hazmat suit, together with a weapon like a knife, one that you can get practically anywhere. I'd then attract them to the place that I picked with no camera coverage that is on their route, either by pretending to be hurt or getting attacked, where they'll rush to my help and I'll slit their throat while wearing the hazmat suit. leaving no DNA, and leaving the knife together with a fingerprint from a random person.

I have some weird thoughts 

 
M8 i would have to initiate on them first.

But seriously, MP5's Drive By - take the body and a barrel of quicklime and melt the skin and body beyond recognition xD 

 
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Is this that very rich friend you talked about? :p.

Well I'd just let them grow old and let them die. That way they wouldn't know it was me! haha!

 
I'd lure them to my farm and then shoot them in the face with a shotgun. (Here comes the long bit) I'd then chop them into little pieces and grind down their bones and mix it in with the pig feed since pigs will eat anything. No trace it was you, no trace of the body.

 
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I'd lure them to my farm and then shoot them in the face with a shotgun. (Here comes the long bit) I'd then chop them into little pieces and grind down their bones and mix it in with the pig feed since pigs will eat anything. No trace it was you, no trace of the body.
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The trace will be there pointing at you because its your farm.. you said "my farm" Prime suspect ;) 

Well there's many ways to murder someone, but getting away with it is hard because you could burn it, bury it , pay someone else to do it like a "Hitman" many options but the problem is Bones & Booth will always get to the bottom of it and find the murder :p No matter how careful you are at covering it up! 

 
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Its realy easy, just study is boring and same life, see the best place at night to get im alone and kill im without making noise(Silence Pistol best thing but if low budget just use  wire and go for the neck :D). To disapear the body just use acid in your bathtub or involve im in plastic, get some blocks of cinder and dump the body in the middle of the sea, the nature will do the rest.

 
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