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THE CHURCH COLLECTION BOX ROBBED! £4.5 Billion missing!
- Thread starter Reverend
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(ASR) GhostFire
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- On a pile of Salt somewhere
Aww bless poor fat, legless ,mouthy ,bad breathed little orphan Annie i do miss her garlic breath as she spoke out on the state of popular music today.
She will be missed by many, we really need the funding for the Rev to give her the send off she deserves.
Let us not forget the orphans left behind i`m sure the Rev can list them for you Wilco if needed to prove how important your funding is to the Revs cause.
RIP little fat smelly Annie .... her wheel chair sitting in the corner ..... oh dear God WHY!! WHY!!..... Sniff.
She will be missed by many, we really need the funding for the Rev to give her the send off she deserves.
Let us not forget the orphans left behind i`m sure the Rev can list them for you Wilco if needed to prove how important your funding is to the Revs cause.
RIP little fat smelly Annie .... her wheel chair sitting in the corner ..... oh dear God WHY!! WHY!!..... Sniff.
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- Lincolnshire, UK
The public has spoken, Wilco / TBJ. They want what's best for Annie.
Which is £10 Billion, made payable to the Reverend of Altis.
I will incidentally honour each and every one of these expenses in memory of Annie who deserves the sending off she could only dream of in life: With electro house, on the death star, with rebel pallbearers, a Scottish marching band, planetary destruction and no fucking RnB.
She was VERY specific about the RnB.
Which is £10 Billion, made payable to the Reverend of Altis.
I will incidentally honour each and every one of these expenses in memory of Annie who deserves the sending off she could only dream of in life: With electro house, on the death star, with rebel pallbearers, a Scottish marching band, planetary destruction and no fucking RnB.
She was VERY specific about the RnB.
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- Lincolnshire, UK
I may even let them out of the basement for a day in the sun to celebrate Annie's life.
But then it's back to the sweatshop: These Nike knocks offs won't stitch themselves.
(ASR) GhostFire
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GrimJam
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If we don't get funding for "little fat smelly Annie" we should go protest outside the police station in Kavala. What do you think?
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(ASR) GhostFire
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Don`t worry Price i`m sure there will be Iron brew at the bar.
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- Lincolnshire, UK
They just need lacing up, mate. Pink and yellow, just like you requested.
With express administerial permission, of course.
I'll make glittery banners for us to hold... LIES! You're going to force-feed me whiskey and make me blow your pipes aren't you?! Then beat me! :blink:
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- Lincolnshire, UK
(ASR) DaiVader
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I would very dearly like to destroy a planet in honour of little Annie but those damn rebels blew up the last Death Star. And I don't think my funding will cover a new one. However if the church would dip into its deep pockets I could produce one specially for the occasion, and a special limited offer you can have a cargo bay large enough to move little Annie's enormous body.
Prices:-
•100 million construction fee for new Death Star*
•50 million rental fee with 5 million deposit incase of accidental damage or damage to paintwork*
•35 million to hand out to family's of the "to be destroyed" planet for compensation of accidental main cannon firing "hehe"*
*20% VAT not included
Prices:-
•100 million construction fee for new Death Star*
•50 million rental fee with 5 million deposit incase of accidental damage or damage to paintwork*
•35 million to hand out to family's of the "to be destroyed" planet for compensation of accidental main cannon firing "hehe"*
*20% VAT not included
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It is my unfortunate duty to inform you of the following legal action we received from the Recording Industry of Altis (RIA), the agency which handles all royalty payments to musicians for the public performance of their art. It appears that during the ceremony portion of Annie's funeral, there were several tunes that were played to a public audience without prior permission or prepayment of standard performance rates to the RIA.
Notably:
* some tuneless warbling termed 'Electro', performed by the famed Altisian stiff-shirts known as Kraftwank,
* some ear-wormish middle-of-the-road pop nonsense by the whiney artiste Altis Morrisette,
* and a particularly long, 18-minute piece played on a stretched rat's penis by the famed experimental RnB-meets-LSD-inspired 'The Athiran Beatniks' (during their Sgt Gone's Dopey Fart-Club Band phase).
Wilco and myself mounted a furious defence against this case, but alas, we simply didn't have the necessary quality of legal defence. We hired a barrister using legal aid and some of the donator money, but this amounted to roughly twelve and a half-pence (once Wilco's pizza disbursements had been covered), so understandably, the barrister (one Mr Horace Rumpole) wasn't up to much. On the other hand, the RIA engaged the services of Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Runne, and a top Q.C. so we were, as the legal saying goes, totally fucking screwed, mate, and then some.
As a result, we lost the case, and the plaintiff was awarded damages to the tune of 10.49 billion Altisian pounds (parri passu with GB Sterling currently). This has left us with the princely sum of £1.50, which we have duly added to the Reverend's bank account forthwith (minus 50p for transfer charges levied by the Treasury, and some sweeties that Wilco couldn't resist on his way to the bank).
Sad day for Altisian industry, really. All I can say is, I hope Annie was fucking well worth it. Bitch.
Notably:
* some tuneless warbling termed 'Electro', performed by the famed Altisian stiff-shirts known as Kraftwank,
* some ear-wormish middle-of-the-road pop nonsense by the whiney artiste Altis Morrisette,
* and a particularly long, 18-minute piece played on a stretched rat's penis by the famed experimental RnB-meets-LSD-inspired 'The Athiran Beatniks' (during their Sgt Gone's Dopey Fart-Club Band phase).
Wilco and myself mounted a furious defence against this case, but alas, we simply didn't have the necessary quality of legal defence. We hired a barrister using legal aid and some of the donator money, but this amounted to roughly twelve and a half-pence (once Wilco's pizza disbursements had been covered), so understandably, the barrister (one Mr Horace Rumpole) wasn't up to much. On the other hand, the RIA engaged the services of Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Runne, and a top Q.C. so we were, as the legal saying goes, totally fucking screwed, mate, and then some.
As a result, we lost the case, and the plaintiff was awarded damages to the tune of 10.49 billion Altisian pounds (parri passu with GB Sterling currently). This has left us with the princely sum of £1.50, which we have duly added to the Reverend's bank account forthwith (minus 50p for transfer charges levied by the Treasury, and some sweeties that Wilco couldn't resist on his way to the bank).
Sad day for Altisian industry, really. All I can say is, I hope Annie was fucking well worth it. Bitch.
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