Shit Joke

[Louis]

Why did the squirrel cry.

Because someone stood on his nuts.

 

[Joe Macho]

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little

 

[Kieran]

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little

that actually made me laugh 

 

[Liam]

Why did the squirrel cry.

Because someone stood on his nuts.

What a shit joke.

 

[KCAJ]

What do you call a deer with one eye?

No idea, me neither.

 

[Price - Robz]

Why did the squirrel cry?


Because someone stood on his nuts!

 

[Phoenix]

What a shit joke.

Thanks Liam!

 

[PapaSmurphy]

What a shit joke.

Thanks Liam!

 

[Duff]

What a shit joke.

Thanks Liam! 

 

[Frank Johnson]

5 cows in a field. Which one is on their holidays?

The one with a wee calf

 

[CC]

What do you call a deer with one eye?

No idea, me neither.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? 

Still no idea...

 

[KCAJ]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? 

Still no idea...

What do you call a deer, with no legs no eyes and having sex?
Still no fucking idea..

 

[CC]

What do you call a deer, with no legs no eyes and having sex?
Still no fucking idea..

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, having sex and no ears?
Can't hear, still no fucking idea