Every day I love waking up, opening my cell, to then feel the brisk morning air on my face, I then tend to hover to the kitchen and make a scrumptious BACON sandwich as that is the superior of the meat.
In all seriousness though, as this is a serious topic, bacon is better as it's quicker to make, more flavoursome and if done cripsy, can give you an orgasmic reaction.
Thankyou.