TinyBigJacko
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Los Santos Police Command
Los Santos NHS
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- Location
- Vinewood Casino Management Office
Have I missed something?
Is there an ice-cream van somewhere in Altis that I can't hear the jingle from?
Or is everyone training for the Altis marathon?
Seriously, my own kids don't even run as much as the residents of Altis do, and they're like 6 and 3.
If my town centre was as full of people all 'doing the Benny Hill' as Kavala was, then I'm sure they'd put a tax on running, or start handing out ASBOs to all the idiots running headlong into little old ladies and overturning all their shopping on the street.
Yes, I know the comeback is going to be "but if we walk it takes longer and it's boring", but really, this is meant to be a SERIOUS ROLEPLAY server. If it's a long walk and you can't be bothered, take a car. If it's really crucial to be somewhere at top speed, run if you have to, but the rest of the time, please consider WALKING.
It's an old-fashioned traditional pastime, much loved by people with ordinary human legs and everyday lungs. Try it sometime. You might even be pleasantly surprised at how few times you end up under a passing hatchback or HEMTT truck, in comparison to when you run. You might also discover how 'natural' the streets of Kavala look, when everyone is NOT ponying round like they're in the fucking twat olympics.
#justsaying #altisworldproblems
Is there an ice-cream van somewhere in Altis that I can't hear the jingle from?
Or is everyone training for the Altis marathon?
Seriously, my own kids don't even run as much as the residents of Altis do, and they're like 6 and 3.
If my town centre was as full of people all 'doing the Benny Hill' as Kavala was, then I'm sure they'd put a tax on running, or start handing out ASBOs to all the idiots running headlong into little old ladies and overturning all their shopping on the street.
Yes, I know the comeback is going to be "but if we walk it takes longer and it's boring", but really, this is meant to be a SERIOUS ROLEPLAY server. If it's a long walk and you can't be bothered, take a car. If it's really crucial to be somewhere at top speed, run if you have to, but the rest of the time, please consider WALKING.
It's an old-fashioned traditional pastime, much loved by people with ordinary human legs and everyday lungs. Try it sometime. You might even be pleasantly surprised at how few times you end up under a passing hatchback or HEMTT truck, in comparison to when you run. You might also discover how 'natural' the streets of Kavala look, when everyone is NOT ponying round like they're in the fucking twat olympics.
#justsaying #altisworldproblems
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