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20th October
The Cummission
John Kiff, recently mentioned in our article “ Callaghan or Kiff “ has been seen yet again, although this time, not as you would quite expect. Mr Kiff has been caught “ dogging “ behind Bean Machine with no other then the known criminal and fellow gang member to Kiff, Jaffa Benitez.
Mr Benitez, believed to be the leader of the street gang “ The Commission “, can be seen giving oral sexual pleasures to his associate Mr Kiff as well as receiving Mr Kiff. It is clear Mr Kiff is the dominant of the couple.
Weazel News managed to capture a few photos of the incident behind Bean Machine and have also been sent CCTV images from a local shop in the area. An official police statement to weazel news when enquiring about the incident “ This is not the first time we have caught Mr Benitez and Mr Kiff performing sexual acts on one another in a public place, when questioned Mr Benitez and Mr Kiff both said they “Couldnt help themselves and were unable to resist the urge to rip each others clothes off “
A anonymous source from the commission has provided us with information explaining this has been going on quite some time but the couple do not want their loving and sexual relationship in the public eye as it is “ Bad for business “
In other News look out for a new Weazel News video, following a very generous donation from Mr Callaghan Weazel will soon be seen on the big screen.
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