One word story.

[Matt_]

from

 

[HDGamer]

Asda

 

[Jay]

unavoidably

 

[HDGamer]

because

 

[Jay]

Ed

 

[The Shadow]

really? i was setting that up for chlamydia or something....

Has

 

[HDGamer]

ChlamydiaOrSomething 

 

[Jay]

chlamydia

edit: fuck, HD got there first.

new word: and

 

[HDGamer]

explosive

 

[The Shadow]

Ejaculation

This is just getting weird now...

 

[HDGamer]

END, FULL STOP, LOCK THREAD.

Please.

 

[Matt_]

fuck her right in the pussy

 

[Wilco]

fuck her right in the pussy

Just when we had constructed a master peice.... someone has to come along and wreck it... well

 

[Bullitt]

Facepalm.​

 

[HDGamer]

OK, so I took the liberty of compiling the entire story, and moved some words around/added punctuatuon so it at least made a little sense:

Giles awoke after his long trip to the island of Altis to find a note for a hitman, to kill for love and sexy times; from someone dressed in the worst toaster outfit, that you really should reconsider. Possible threats against cops mean Shakespearian sluts and toast with stanky Altis PD Cops. Then the hamster decided to eat and sleep before it could suck a dick. The End.
 
However Hubert handed over a condom for ducks which hurt his penis tip. A woman said that Wilco has since caught children from Asda, unavoidably because Ed has chlamydia/something and explosive ejaculation.
 
END FULL STOP, LOCK THREAD.
 
Fuck her right in the pussy.
Facepalm.
 
I present to you: The AltisLife.co.uk community...

 

[Bullitt]

I not sure but I think we got a shot at the Nobel Prize for literature.

 

[Maratek]

Shall we start again? Something a little more constructive this time?

 

[HDGamer]

What's more constructive than:

'Fuck her right in the pussy'

 

[Matt_]

What's more constructive than:

'Fuck her right in the pussy'

nothing

 

[Price___]

Start: The ifrit sped through