salforddave
New member
new around, looking for like minded fellas to fuck some bitches and do some coke
Same bronew around, looking for like minded fellas to fuck some bitches and do some coke
dm meI can sort you our with all kinds of hookers and white sniffy powders.
Hooker types: Disabled, Male, Female, Extraterrestrial and deceased.
Prices may vary.
Tell me more about the deceasedI can sort you our with all kinds of hookers and white sniffy powders.
Hooker types: Disabled, Male, Female, Extraterrestrial and deceased.
Prices may vary.
They come freshly vacuum sealed to remain fresh, they are imported of course. All of them have died of heart failure so everything else is intact.Tell me more about the deceased
Ahuh, ok, what about the extraterrestrialsThey come freshly vacuum sealed to remain fresh, they are imported of course. All of them have died of heart failure so everything else is intact.
They can go from 1,000,000 - 5,000,000 Altis Pounds.
Small print
Transaction will not be refundable if the product is a silicone sex toy.
They all come from the dwarf star Pluto. Alive and do not understand a single word we speak. They cannot dissect our dialect so it is easy to verbally abuse them if that is what you are into. They are the most flexible creatures in the universe if you know what I am saying.Ahuh, ok, what about the extraterrestrials
Im interested in buying one please.They all come from the dwarf star Pluto. Alive and do not understand a single word we speak. They cannot dissect our dialect so it is easy to verbally abuse them if that is what you are into. They are the most flexible creatures in the universe if you know what I am saying.
I have been told from a mutual friend that the females resemble your mother
They are a bit pricier. 5,000,000 - 10,000,000 Altis Pounds.
Small Print
If anyone named cap is to buy this product there is a high chance the specimen and the client are related.
Does she take it up the shitter? As this is a deal breaker for me. Yours truly, salforddaveI know pyrgos finest lady of the night FiFi the wonder tongue.I also know a few fellas in drugs trade hit us up with a Poseidon application (FiFi does discount for the cartel)
I’ll take 7 of the dead sluts, fanksThey come freshly vacuum sealed to remain fresh, they are imported of course. All of them have died of heart failure so everything else is intact.
They can go from 1,000,000 - 5,000,000 Altis Pounds.
Small print
Transaction will not be refundable if the product is a silicone sex toy.
Meet me at the Northeast airport and I will have a guy meet you with your mother *coughs* I mean the extraterrestrial No recording devices allowed though.Im interested in buying one please.
Small Print
Your mother is very interesting please let me bid on her.
They can come however you like. Can even seal the anus for an extra feeDoes she take it up the shitter? As this is a deal breaker for me. Yours truly, salforddave
I’ll take 7 of the dead sluts, fanks
I shall not be or might be wearing a wire.. see you soonMeet me at the Northeast airport and I will have a guy meet you with your mother *coughs* I mean the extraterrestrial No recording devices allowed though.
No snitches, if you find me overdosed u have to give me more to resurrect me. FactsI shall not be or might be wearing a wire.. see you soon
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