Edgar Ville
Not in the Police, ignore the group
A few weeks ago a great offence was committed.
Many of the inhabitants of the island were invited to an illegal, drug fueled party at the Montana Mansion, without permission from the Family.
Expenses and repair costs were covered by @Mycaelis, however Uncle Billy-Ray Montana wrought his anger upon the Family after hearing they had accepted a measly "bribe" to forgive the destruction of their property.
Tonight, the Family have struck back.
Using clever espionage and tip offs from locals they managed to sneak their trucks into the Marmite Miner compound.
And soon the trucks were filled with the much sought after black gold.
As usual, pride caught the better of them and they had to pose for a few cheeky snaps.
Soon, the convoy was ready to roll.
And sped off across the deserts.
A quick pit stop and kitkat later.
And the convoy approached it's secret destination.
Luckily the entire haul arrived intact and ready for processing.
Using the patented processes and chemical compounds the production went into full swing.
Sadly side effects include melting of clothing. (No refunds if damage to clothing is experienced)
And so we are proud to announce the introduction of;
Experiencing headaches, broken bones or loss of fidelity?
Try Montanamite today! Available at all good retailers.
Your move, Miners.
Many of the inhabitants of the island were invited to an illegal, drug fueled party at the Montana Mansion, without permission from the Family.
Expenses and repair costs were covered by @Mycaelis, however Uncle Billy-Ray Montana wrought his anger upon the Family after hearing they had accepted a measly "bribe" to forgive the destruction of their property.
Tonight, the Family have struck back.
Using clever espionage and tip offs from locals they managed to sneak their trucks into the Marmite Miner compound.
And soon the trucks were filled with the much sought after black gold.
As usual, pride caught the better of them and they had to pose for a few cheeky snaps.
Soon, the convoy was ready to roll.
And sped off across the deserts.
A quick pit stop and kitkat later.
And the convoy approached it's secret destination.
Luckily the entire haul arrived intact and ready for processing.
Using the patented processes and chemical compounds the production went into full swing.
Sadly side effects include melting of clothing. (No refunds if damage to clothing is experienced)
And so we are proud to announce the introduction of;
Experiencing headaches, broken bones or loss of fidelity?
Try Montanamite today! Available at all good retailers.
Your move, Miners.
