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- Inside something moist.
This is a small guide I am putting together to teach you guys how to kill police with the minimum of effort and role play. It is extremely easy to do and anyone with one bank job under their belt should be able to fund at least a few of these outings before the inevitable.
1. Do a bank job. Not only will this fund future police killings but all you need to do is get well set up before hand with sniper/short range zafir death machines. Don't even think about getting any negotiations under way just text the police that anyone near the bank will get murderised.
2. Buy an ifrit. These glorious machines are cheap as hell and are police raping magnets. Run into a town with one making as much noise as possible with your horn and before you know it the stupid policeman will have opened fire on you trying to take down your illegal troll mobile. Either stop at a point of your choosing (best thing in game off-road) up ahead of them or get your gang to set up once they have taken the bait. Don't worry if it all goes wrong you and it gets scrapped you have ten more in your garage!
3. Use the text police function at all times to warn police. Who needs a microphone anyway right? Whenever you are moving from point a to b on the map and the po po somehow get on your tail, just text them to back off or get shot. The stupid police now have a duty to arrest you as you have threatened a life. Really good for small teams who are just getting into police killing.
4. Unarmed hobo dressed baiting. Send in a guy to tell the police you are all getting shot if you do not surrender. Who cares if they don't trust a hobo? You and your 5 heavily armed mates hiding around them are about to rape face.
These are the basic ways to kill police without even pressing your direct chat button in game once. Don't worry if you get caught during any of these as this is now your opportunity to tell the police how much they metagamed you or that they are the worst RPers you have ever met or you could just tell them you are an immigrant or have no wallet or identifying features, your fingertips are burned off or just troll them extremely hard by either saying fuck the po po or playing music in direct. I will try to put together an advanced police killing guide at some point for you guys.
Have fun!
1. Do a bank job. Not only will this fund future police killings but all you need to do is get well set up before hand with sniper/short range zafir death machines. Don't even think about getting any negotiations under way just text the police that anyone near the bank will get murderised.
2. Buy an ifrit. These glorious machines are cheap as hell and are police raping magnets. Run into a town with one making as much noise as possible with your horn and before you know it the stupid policeman will have opened fire on you trying to take down your illegal troll mobile. Either stop at a point of your choosing (best thing in game off-road) up ahead of them or get your gang to set up once they have taken the bait. Don't worry if it all goes wrong you and it gets scrapped you have ten more in your garage!
3. Use the text police function at all times to warn police. Who needs a microphone anyway right? Whenever you are moving from point a to b on the map and the po po somehow get on your tail, just text them to back off or get shot. The stupid police now have a duty to arrest you as you have threatened a life. Really good for small teams who are just getting into police killing.
4. Unarmed hobo dressed baiting. Send in a guy to tell the police you are all getting shot if you do not surrender. Who cares if they don't trust a hobo? You and your 5 heavily armed mates hiding around them are about to rape face.
These are the basic ways to kill police without even pressing your direct chat button in game once. Don't worry if you get caught during any of these as this is now your opportunity to tell the police how much they metagamed you or that they are the worst RPers you have ever met or you could just tell them you are an immigrant or have no wallet or identifying features, your fingertips are burned off or just troll them extremely hard by either saying fuck the po po or playing music in direct. I will try to put together an advanced police killing guide at some point for you guys.
Have fun!
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