How did harry potter get down the hill?

[lionel]

Walking!!!

jk rowling

 

[Samuel Thompson]

One like for you sir!

 

[lionel]

i was worried bout breaking people with the punniness

 

[Mr Cardoso]

i was worried bout breaking people with the punniness

Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook? Cause he only has followers, not friends 

Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/harrypotterjokes.html 

Pick your poison

 

[lionel]

Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook? Cause he only has followers, not friends 
 

I thought it was because he isnt very nosey.

 

[Clutch3rr]

I will remember this lol