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Hobo status; Fact, fiction, myth?

How to get called a hobo

Step 1. Get a quad

Step 2. Get basic civilian clothing

Step 3. Drive around kavala (BADLY)

Alternatively buy a rook and point it everywhere.
4. Rob a fuel sation and run away as soon as you hear sirens.

 
Hey all,

I'm just curious but at what point do people stop becoming hobo's? Are there certain requirements? I've heard many conflicting comments about it so i decided to open the discussion to the public to get a better understanding.
I am one of the leaders in Poseidon and I am proud to call myself a hobo. In fact I often refer to my whole faction as well geared hobos. 

 
You see there are no "hobo" taxes however there is a form of Hierarchy in their social structure but we still have alot to learn about ourselves. One notable thing scientists have found out is that agressive hobos usually bunch together to form "hobo-gangs" who are easily spotted by the lack of RP and the extensive use of the TRG-21.

There are also subgroups in the class "hobus novus"

1. The "hobus novus nomicus" this specie is noted by the unused mouth as they don't have a mic

2. The "Hobus Mega Novus" this type has a mic however needs a lot of guidance with rules etc.

3. The "Hobus Non Novus" this type is learning the grips of the game autodidactally and has managed to farm. Most notable aspect of this type is the carry-all back pack

4.the last type and the most dangerous one is the "Hobus Novus Trollus" usually from another community and here to cause havoc, they are vulgar and vile creatures and with a hatchback are a force to be reckoned with.

Source: National Geographic 
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You see there are no "hobo" taxes however there is a form of Hierarchy in their social structure but we still have alot to learn about ourselves. One notable thing scientists have found out is that agressive hobos usually bunch together to form "hobo-gangs" who are easily spotted by the lack of RP and the extensive use of the TRG-21.

There are also subgroups in the class "hobus novus"

1. The "hobus novus nomicus" this specie is noted by the unused mouth as they don't have a mic

2. The "Hobus Mega Novus" this type has a mic however needs a lot of guidance with rules etc.

3. The "Hobus Non Novus" this type is learning the grips of the game autodidactally and has managed to farm. Most notable aspect of this type is the carry-all back pack

4.the last type and the most dangerous one is the "Hobus Novus Trollus" usually from another community and here to cause havoc, they are vulgar and vile creatures and with a hatchback are a force to be reckoned with.

Source: National Geographic 
Nailed it 😄

 
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