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Everyone hates me.

Look, I'm sorry, but everyone is hating me, I did not swear at you, can I please have evidence I did? Thank you.
18:06:02 | (Unknown) Ed Williams: Dylan, you don't seem to be taking the hint. Change the subject NOW, or face a ban
18:06:15 | (Unknown) Dylan Gaming PC: You fucking kidding..


The log never lies. Unless you are playing Rust. Then the log is something you build your house out of. In your case though, sir, your house is on very, very shaky foundations.

If you'd like me to pull out the entire rest of your whining, self-centred, self-immolating, tedious drek that caused me to warn you in the first place, I'd be more than happy to do so, but I'm sure you'll probably receive less than wondrous appreciation from the poor viewers who are already tired of your incessant naval-investigations in public.

It's not that they are 'haters'... it's just that you are being, quite honestly, a very large and erect tit. People tend to notice, and comment accordingly.

Like I said... your contrition and attitude in the follow-up posts would be the signal to me that you were worthy to give a break and a second chance.

Sadly, I see none of these factors, and only more 'wriggling' and whining.

Somewhere, an electric chair is waiting for you... but for now, the naughty step will have to do.

 
18:06:02 | (Unknown) Ed Williams: Dylan, you don't seem to be taking the hint. Change the subject NOW, or face a ban
18:06:15 | (Unknown) Dylan Gaming PC: You fucking kidding..


The log never lies. Unless you are playing Rust. Then the log is something you build your house out of. In your case though, sir, your house is on very, very shaky foundations.

If you'd like me to pull out the entire rest of your whining, self-centred, self-immolating, tedious drek that caused me to warn you in the first place, I'd be more than happy to do so, but I'm sure you'll probably receive less than wondrous appreciation from the poor viewers who are already tired of your incessant naval-investigations in public.

It's not that they are 'haters'... it's just that you are being, quite honestly, a very large and erect tit. People tend to notice, and comment accordingly.

Like I said... your contrition and attitude in the follow-up posts would be the signal to me that you were worthy to give a break and a second chance.

Sadly, I see none of these factors, and only more 'wriggling' and whining.

Somewhere, an electric chair is waiting for you... but for now, the naughty step will have to do.
You are now my favourite admin / dev. Please be more active on the forums <3

 
Your bringing this on yourself bud, if you just waited for admins to have time to unban you they would have but you make a scene, Nobody 'hates' you they just dont like your attitude, No one cares how young you are you could have been mature then most of us.. We don't know you or anything about you just that you need to sort your attitude. This isn't your house. We arnt your parents, If you disrespect an admin or the community then you have to deal with the consequences, Take care lad.
I just don't get what the problem is...

 
18:06:02 | (Unknown) Ed Williams: Dylan, you don't seem to be taking the hint. Change the subject NOW, or face a ban
18:06:15 | (Unknown) Dylan Gaming PC: You fucking kidding..


The log never lies. Unless you are playing Rust. Then the log is something you build your house out of. In your case though, sir, your house is on very, very shaky foundations.

If you'd like me to pull out the entire rest of your whining, self-centred, self-immolating, tedious drek that caused me to warn you in the first place, I'd be more than happy to do so, but I'm sure you'll probably receive less than wondrous appreciation from the poor viewers who are already tired of your incessant naval-investigations in public.

It's not that they are 'haters'... it's just that you are being, quite honestly, a very large and erect tit. People tend to notice, and comment accordingly.

Like I said... your contrition and attitude in the follow-up posts would be the signal to me that you were worthy to give a break and a second chance.

Sadly, I see none of these factors, and only more 'wriggling' and whining.

Somewhere, an electric chair is waiting for you... but for now, the naughty step will have to do.
I wasb't swearing at you then, I was just getting annoyed at the harsh punishments. I didn't say "fuck you" did I?

 
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I wasb't swearing at you then, I was just getting annoyed at the harsh punishments. I didn't say "fuck you" did I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHQuqEZbuZU

See that? That's the point... whooshing over your head.

1- I evidenced your (final) crime (one of several), even though asking an admin, let alone me, to evidence something that they saw with their own, personal, non-borrowed eyes, rather than relying on third-party videos and thread-wars as they usually are forced to, is rather like asking the Queen to take a giant shit into a test-tube so that you can DNA-test her legal right to the throne.

2 - You missed that first opportunity, and the one after the evidence was produced, to unreservedly apologise and recognise what a stupendously turgid bell-end you've been.

3 - You now attempt to wriggle further and say "well, hey bud... I just kinda swore in your general direction, and intimated that you surely must be jesting in your obviously not serious threat to ban my sweet, innocent, snivelling backside." Sorry. No. You swore *at* me. In my presence, about something I said. In my earshot (so to speak), about stuff I'd said. Try saying 'you fucking kidding' to, ooh, I don't know... the local Mayor, or a teacher, or your mum, and see what they think. Tenner says one of them will ground you, one of them will give you extra homework, and one of you will probably call the plod inside three minutes. No guarantees which one in what order, though - you'll have to work that out yourself. Try it and see, probably best.

Just for the record, no, I was NOT fucking kidding, and you HAVE been perma-banned from the game. Sit it out and spin a bit. When you have learned the error of your ways, and have grown to (a) understand how to  recognise your own mistakes, accept them humbly and apologise for them and ( b ) at the very least, when to put down the fucking spade and stop digging, I will reconsider whether it is time to let you back in to our wonderful community. Or not. It may or may not fecking depend on whether you fecking swear at any fecking thing I fecking say, without actually overtly fecking telling me to feck off. Fuck, yes.

 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHQuqEZbuZU

See that? That's the point... whooshing over your head.

1- I evidenced your (final) crime (one of several), even though asking an admin, let alone me, to evidence something that they saw with their own, personal, non-borrowed eyes, rather than relying on third-party videos and thread-wars as they usually are forced to, is rather like asking the Queen to take a giant shit into a test-tube so that you can DNA-test her legal right to the throne.

2 - You missed that first opportunity, and the one after the evidence was produced, to unreservedly apologise and recognise what a stupendously turgid bell-end you've been.

3 - You now attempt to wriggle further and say "well, hey bud... I just kinda swore in your general direction, and intimated that you surely must be jesting in your obviously not serious threat to ban my sweet, innocent, snivelling backside." Sorry. No. You swore *at* me. In my presence, about something I said. In my earshot (so to speak), about stuff I'd said. Try saying 'you fucking kidding' to, ooh, I don't know... the local Mayor, or a teacher, or your mum, and see what they think. Tenner says one of them will ground you, one of them will give you extra homework, and one of you will probably call the plod inside three minutes. No guarantees which one in what order, though - you'll have to work that out yourself. Try it and see, probably best.

Just for the record, no, I was NOT fucking kidding, and you HAVE been perma-banned from the game. Sit it out and spin a bit. When you have learned the error of your ways, and have grown to (a) understand how to  recognise your own mistakes, accept them humbly and apologise for them and ( b ) at the very least, when to put down the fucking spade and stop digging, I will reconsider whether it is time to let you back in to our wonderful community. Or not. It may or may not fecking depend on whether you fecking swear at any fecking thing I fecking say, without actually overtly fecking telling me to feck off. Fuck, yes.
I can't think of anything to say about this other than 'rekt' or 'burn.'

I am in awe and cannot articulate the words :( .

 
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My advice is to do your own thing and get a group together like I am starting to do. Get a friend to buy the game and play with him and go from there. Just keep on playing. Maybe join a gang.

 
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