Funnily enough, I had the complete opposite experience with both of these gentlemen, in which I can only call it, the Holiday, from Hell.
Firstly, I'm confronted as "that guy" whilst I'm sinking my chips into the High Roller table. It's where I sit, dealer knows me personally, people know I have B A N K.
Anyway, I have an Idea, businessman, entreupeuner, innovator. I go pitch.
Get invited up to the Penthouse, kindly oblige, the following then persists:
- Encouraged to stand in Pit of fire for extended periods of time
- Repeatedly invited to "Look" over the edge
- Offered a bet of £100,000 that I "can't jump off the edge and survive"
- Punched from roof and propelled at speed towards ground
- Witness to attempted bribes in the region of £4,000,000 not to help me (NHS)
- Angry man locks up casino doors
- Angrier man tries repeatedly to drive me over in customers car
- Crazy man assaults both with a SportsDirect 9 Iron (that's me)
Extensive car journey ensues, resulting in all three best friends at the Naked Community, Crazy Man (me) decides to assault Naked Community Inhabitant with 9 Iron, suddenly gets Zerged by armed, incestuous, presumably cannibalistic, thugs.
Overall, not a great experience, lost over 300 Blue Chips, would probably go again, if offered on Groupon or Wowcher, 7/10
TL
R - Nearly died, killed them, died myself
