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[Jayray Holder]

What football team do you support?

 

[Dredd]

How does one become the supreme judge?(like dredd)

I think you may be mistaking me for somebody else.

How many fingers am I holding up

Smells like eleven.

Who are you?

I am Dredd, fucker of bitches, obtainer of money.

Dredd, lamb curry or chicken curry.

Lamb curry. Every time.

If you had to pick out of me or @Simen to be a new CSI, who would you pick?

@CSI Dredd

I'd flip for it. Neither of you would stay more than two days anyway.

What football team do you support?

Tottenham.

Next question. 

 

[Simen]

I'd flip for it. Neither of you would stay more than two days anyway.

If you dont think me and/or @WhoisDan would stay longer for two days why dont you make us a CSI for a day each and see how well we do? Or make us/me be a PC(or something) and see how long we/I last? 

Worst case scenario we/I dont last longer than a day or three, best case scenario we/I become the best cops you ever see

Win Win right?

 

[Dredd]

If you dont think me and/or @WhoisDan would stay longer for two days why dont you make us a CSI for a day each and see how well we do? Or make us/me be a PC(or something) and see how long we/I last? 

Worst case scenario we/I dont last longer than a day or three, best case scenario we/I become the best cops you ever see

Win Win right?

I stopped reading after CSI. Because you're both useless.

Next question.

 

[Simen]

I stopped reading after CSI. Because you're both useless.

Next question.

for a day each and see how well we do? Or make us/me be a PC(or something) and see how long we/I last? 

Worst case scenario we/I dont last longer than a day or three, best case scenario we/I become the best cops you ever see

Win Win right?

Here ya go, its the part you didnt read

But a question for ya: What do you prefer: pizza or kebab?

 

[Dredd]

Illuminati confirmed.

 

[Simen]

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Illuminati confirmed.

CSO confirmed?

I will not give up

 

[VikRambo]

CSO confirmed?

I will not give up

 

[Ayrton]

Do you have an favorite cuisine? E.g. Indian, Chinese, extra.

 

[Varife]

What do we think of Tottenham? 

 

[Dredd]

What do we think of Tottenham? 

How dare you.

Do you have an favorite cuisine? E.g. Indian, Chinese, extra.

As long as it doesn't have sprouts or marzipan, I'll eat it.

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[Danish]

How dare you.

As long as it doesn't have sprouts or marzipan, I'll eat it.

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I agree. Marizipan is disgusting.

Do you piss while standing or sitting?

 

[Dredd]

I agree. Marizipan is disgusting.

Do you piss while standing or sitting?

Depends how much I've had to drink and whether or not I need a poo. I'd usually stand.

Next question.

 

[JohnJoeegan]

Depends how much I've had to drink and whether or not I need a poo. I'd usually stand.

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How often do you realise your bowels?

 

[SI Ali Barber]

If you pinch yourself and it hurts, are you too strong or too weak?

 

[HackerManCammal]

what kind of tobacco do you smoke ?

 

[Niko]

Coca Cola or Pepsi? 7up or Sprite?

 

[Dredd]

How often do you realise your bowels?

*Release

Usually daily, but occasionally I'll skip a day. Kind of like leg day.

If you pinch yourself and it hurts, are you too strong or too weak?

YOU ARE WEAK

what kind of tobacco do you smoke ?

The kind they make by processing tobacco leaves.

Coca Cola or Pepsi? 7up or Sprite?

Coca-Cola and 7up (I think... They kind of taste the same?).

Next question.

 

[Saul Goodman]

rumour has it you smother young recruits with marmite to truly prepare them for the road ahead is this true? @CSI Dredd

 

[Dredd]

rumour has it you smother young recruits with marmite to truly prepare them for the road ahead is this true? @CSI Dredd

Not entirely. I delegate that job to the most recently promoted Inspector.

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