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Altis Police - A message to the UNMC

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As most of you will now be aware police command have ended the treaty with the UNMC, we were giving them gold, for what? Protection? No, we are not scared of you. Judging by your most recent propaganda, we have you running scared. You killed the mayor, a mayor that should still be imprisoned for charges against corruption, good job guys, its almost as though we are still working on the same team!

Any how, to quote Gen. Blaze himself in his recent propaganda video, "we only did it because we had a treaty and we respected the treaty, you shit all over it". So me being the funny CSI I'am, I did. 

Wait, Blaze, is that your desk?  

Also, permanent markers are a dangerous thing..... 

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Anyways, we also took this thing, looks shiny and important, mine now.

By "we", I mean us.....

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I hope you don't mind we used your briefing room, but hay ho, probably the first successful operation that has ever happened there.

Anyways, that is enough fun for me, I wish you all the best however you won't win on my watch. No more free gold, I suggest you think very carefully about any retaliation, you wouldn't want to make a scotsman angry now would you....

I suppose I should leave a message like I intended to:

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Much love,

Chief Superintendent

xoxo

 
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As most of you will now be aware police command have ended the treaty with the UNMC, we were giving them gold, for what? Protection? No, we are not scared of you. Judging by your most recent propaganda, we have you running scared. You killed the mayor, a mayor that should still be imprisoned for charges against corruption, good job guys, its almost as though we are still working on the same team!

Any how, to quote Gen. Blaze himself in his recent propaganda video, "we only did it because we had a treaty and we respected the treaty, you shit all over it". So me being the funny CSI I'am, I did. 

Wait, Blaze, is that your desk?  

Anyways, that is enough fun for me, I wish you all the best however you won't win on my watch. No more free gold, I suggest you think very carefully about any retaliation, you wouldn't want to make a scotsman angry now would you....
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We already have an angry Scotsman in our ranks :D

What you did not know is we covered those desks with herpes, ENJOY!!!

 
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nice job i applaud the skill that went into invading an empty base , in due course we will show you how to invade a police hq one which is actually full of officers 😁

 
Don't think I will ever be able to forgive myself... I guess I really am much more deadly than people think... 😓

 
guess im taking the ifrit squad out again

 
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ok so after a long hard think about how the unmc was to retaliate against this disgusting act of terror , i decided to fly down to kavala hq and file a compensation request for the destruction of my 399 pound special offer ikea desk. so after a lovely chat with spc patchwork 500 pound in compensation was payed into my bank account so as far as i am concerned the matter is closed, however if this should ever happen again i will make sure my desk is coated in sulphuric acid so that if your scrotum should even brush against the wood work none of you will ever be able to father children 

 
blaze1981 said:
ok so after a long hard think about how the unmc was to retaliate against this disgusting act of terror , i decided to fly down to kavala hq and file a compensation request for the destruction of my 399 pound special offer ikea desk. so after a lovely chat with spc patchwork 500 pound in compensation was payed into my bank account so as far as i am concerned the matter is closed, however if this should ever happen again i will make sure my desk is coated in sulphuric acid so that if your scrotum should even brush against the wood work none of you will ever be able to father children 
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550 pounds m9. 10/10 RP from everyone at the Kavala PD.

 
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2 hours ago, said:


As most of you will now be aware police command have ended the treaty with the UNMC, we were giving them gold, for what? Protection? No, we are not scared of you. Judging by your most recent propaganda, we have you running scared. You killed the mayor, a mayor that should still be imprisoned for charges against corruption, good job guys, its almost as though we are still working on the same team!

Any how, to quote Gen. Blaze himself in his recent propaganda video, "we only did it because we had a treaty and we respected the treaty, you shit all over it". So me being the funny CSI I'am, I did. 

Wait, Blaze, is that your desk?  
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Also, permanent markers are a dangerous thing..... 

0287faacbe0987c9f0fd4261a316ad68.jpg


Anyways, we also took this thing, looks shiny and important, mine now.

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By "we", I mean us.....

c0c65d423c5cc0cc4dbf481a32412861.jpg


I hope you don't mind we used your briefing room, but hay ho, probably the first successful operation that has ever happened there.

Anyways, that is enough fun for me, I wish you all the best however you won't win on my watch. No more free gold, I suggest you think very carefully about any retaliation, you wouldn't want to make a scotsman angry now would you....

I suppose I should leave a message like I intended to:

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Were these the same police officers that let me and @Cxrterescape on foot from like... how many of you was there, all setup in buildings surrounding us but you managed to get our poor Zyn arrested..

Too funny hahaha

 
@TBM Mvpyou owe me for baiting myself. The way they had 3 helicopters full of armed police and you manage to get away as well 

 
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