Altis Life UK 4.0 Update

[Gourvo]

*mashed f5 waiting eagerly 

(if some mother fucker buys my house(s) i will be very un-happy that means you fisher, god maratek)

 

[God]

and what house is that?

 

[Gourvo]

and what house is that?

one of you 3 is going to buy my house i know it.

 

[God]

ive had my house picked out ever since i heard about this update

 

[Gourvo]

ive had my house picked out ever since i heard about this update

so have i and if we have the same house i will break down your door and blow it to pieces. with my usual smiley vault boy face 

 

[God]

is your house part of our hq by any chance?

 

[Gourvo]

is your house part of our hq by any chance?

ahhh good. no i dont want to disclose too much info but i am having 1 house full of drugs weapons and 1 as my house.

if you let me i can sit in your house and take pictures without beign moved by Neo

 

[Bawb]

How?

http://i.imgur.com/Q5wrFik.png

---edit by Neo as I cant reply on here---

Yeah, easier than you think!!!! (on beta server)

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/D4khQSfjHJbQil4HUhgPBhnrZC35Rtje5mXyMeoyUATT-eMpaVga4I2aRwVcSF_wynbzPVxNvo4=w1896-h835

 

[mental]

Tick tock, tick tock.

 

[Mr. Bump FFE]

Tick tock, tick tock.

 

[PorkChop]

Tick tock, tick tock.

 

[Dante]

Tick tock, tick tock.

 

[PorkChop]

The mouse ran up porkie's cock...

 

[Foxhound]

The clock struck one. The mouse ran down. Wilco spawned Mitch's cock.

 

[Wilco]

The update wont be today

at 8pm

12pm confirmed update

 

[Mr. Bump FFE]

- Edit  Fix teamspeak btw ?

 

[Wilco]

- Edit  Fix teamspeak btw ?

cant fix kids who are retarded and there only retarded skill is to ddos .... btw

 

[Mr. Bump FFE]

cant fix kids who are retarded and there only retarded skill is to ddos .... btw

just stab them easy.

 

[mental]

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY IF UPDATE IS ACTUALLY OUT AT 12PM THAT'S GREAT THANK YOU MR WILCORINO

(and the other vital coders) muahaha very excite wuhattttttt

 

[Ciaran]

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY IF UPDATE IS ACTUALLY OUT AT 12PM THAT'S GREAT THANK YOU MR WILCORINO

(and the other vital coders) muahaha very excite wuhattttttt

Not even that, were already applying database sided stuff to bring your vehicles upto the requirements of our new vehicle stuff (You civs will love it). Unfortunately not only the TS3 is being DDOSED, Wilco's home internet is also receiving a pounding from it. 

Right now we are on high priority to get this out, and Wilco is rebooting is router to get a new IP. No doubt it will be out at 12PM if he is able to connect to boot it again.