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Zeito

Zeito

Computers are just well organised sand From Northern Ireland
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  • Zeito
    Dont grow up too fast kids, one day YOU will have to clean mold out of your washing machine.

    Professor bobmarley
    Professor bobmarley
    I don't even have a washing machine (I have to pay £5:70 wash and dry my clothes)!

    Zeito
    Zeito
    Mine is currently full of bleach on a long 95C/205F wash to cleanse it's sins. How many clothes does £5.70 get you washed? 

    Professor bobmarley
    Professor bobmarley
    Most of the time all the clothes I have in my flat, as I only ever do the laundering when I have no clothes left (I wash red, black, white, yellow, pink, all colours washing together xD)

    lionel
    So far my day is going like this !!! 
     

    direct lift from ticket with redaction
    Is there a way to print [PRODUCT] even if [SERVER] is offline? Then record the print when [SERVER] goes back online? 

    No YOU FUCKING retard, How the hell do you suppose to send the print job to a printer if there is no connection !!!! 
    This guy is supposed to be technical !!! WTF I GIVE UP 

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    Zeito
    Zeito
    What if i told you we have a 100mb link. But our central office has.....20. and is the UK/EUR vpn endpoint.

    Revelation 3:20

    Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with them, and they with me.

    lionel
    lionel
    Thats where a manager who absolutley 0 idea of computers has made a descision, Im betting they justified it with security reasons too !!!

    I tried But i can't like that post, that descision was just to stupid !

    Zeito
    Zeito
    It also runs win7ent. On a desktop. Not on a server. And it's belongs to Office Facilities, and they dont let IT mess about with it. Tempted to start a pool on when that'll change.

    lionel
    Just gave a SQL admin Brown trousers LOL
     

    They fucked up the account for the installation date so they had to give us sa for sql :) 

    you could hear the fear in his voice and the fact it took him 5 min to type the bloody password, double checking he was allowed to input each char !!! 

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    lionel
    lionel
    Yeah, its a massive international Corp with office in AUS UK China USA Canada, Im sure there are others but i wasnt really listening when he was talking about his company whilst waiting on the dba's. 

    I suppose had it all gone to fuckery, it technically could of wiped all the catalogs on their SQL cluster.
    Something tells me my P45 would be headed towards me with a good velocity imparted to it had that happened.

    I didnt get any willies thrown at me, but yes working on live systems you have to have a certain amount of inbuilt fear otherwise you turn into a reckless fool that thinks they know best till they delete half the production enviroment.

    Zeito
    Zeito
    I have thankfully not had to have any dealings with clustering bar an Oracle RAC i asked about once and got told it wasn't ours, and therefore not our problem - I was satisfied with that.

    It's those intrusive thoughts. "I could drop this whole database. Right this second. Just a few clicks... I'll just create another table instead. Maybe next time"

    lionel
    lionel
    I don't mind clustering, Its quitte a fun field once you get involved, unless your clustering IIS then Fuck that SHIT fuck it a million times :( :( :( So many hours lost Thanks MS 

    Yeah luckily in my current job I can basically topple Major financial institutions and fuck up loads of goverment shit if I was not careful, so think twice click once.

    Zeito
    A bit dark and flickery, but caught this slo-mo rally car at Circuit of Ireland 2016 

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    Gord
    Hello Zeito I hear your the local computer genius so I need to ask do you know if my computer can run arma 3? 

    potato-battery-clock.jpg


    Pic for reference

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    Zeito
    Zeito
    I'm not sure, some of us don't have any need to 'compensate' 8==============D

    It's ok - i got Ram from the title of the picture though it did take me a minute. RIGHT ENOUGH TOMFOOLERY I WANT TO GO HOME FROM WORK

    Gord
    Gord
    Haha see you soon

    Lemmen
    Lemmen
    @ZeitoOh that one is real size yeah?

    Kappa

    Zeito
    Omg back to work after 2 weeks off. 5 hours sleep. Rekt. Why do i never work from home?!

    Zeito
    S7 Edge + Gear VR has arrived 3 days early, and i'm getting outta work early to collect it. Hells Yeah.

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    SGT Owen
    SGT Owen
    Will do thanks! :) 

    Only pay £18 a month at the moment for mine. 

    It's bloody tempting but I'm trying to save up big time at the moment for future stuffs :(

    Now get off the forums and enjoy your new kit! :)

    Zeito
    Zeito
    I CAN DO IT ALL FROM MY SMARTPHONESSSSS

    SGT Owen
    SGT Owen
    Arhggggggggggg!!!

    Zeito
    Mass-porting mobiles in work. Call number of our SMS modem to check. Answered: "Hello this is Bill?". *click* Who the fuck is Bill?!

    Zeito
    Mmmm new S7 Edge + Gear VR ordered.

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    SGT Owen
    SGT Owen
    Let us know how it is, I've just been looking at the specs and it doesn't look like too much of an upgrade from the s6.

    What phone are you upgrading from?

    Zeito
    Zeito
    Upgrading from an S5 @PC Owen

    @JohnJoeeganI've been pretty fortunate with my Samsungs i guess, the only issue my s5 has is the auto-dimming of the screen sometimes makes it flip out and flicker really badly. Disabling the dimming fixes it, so s small software issue. Have a Tab S 8.4 as well which is just a blown-up version of the S5. Previously did have a Nexus 7 tablet, but it felt a bit too-stock.

    SGT Owen
    SGT Owen
    Probably worth it then  Enjoy! 


    Let us know how the Gear VR is aswell :)

    Zeito
    I feel a 1D coming...

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    Kaden
    Kaden
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    Zeito
    Zeito
    i secretly like this when it comes on...

    Kaden
    Kaden
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    Zeito
    Perks of work - free hardware! Just got an EE femtocell access point for nada!

    Zeito
    Ugh back to work. Only had 4 hours sleep. Christ.

    WhoisDan
    WhoisDan
    I feel your pain, my sleep pattern is completely screwed at the moment, did a 7am-6pm day at college with about two hours sleep. 

    Zeito
    Zeito
    Got home yesterday at half 6, straight to sleep until half 11, up quick drink and a snack then back to sleep until up this morning at half 7. Can't i just be paid to sit at home?!

    Zeito
    So I'm not down with what's cool anymore - can someone explain what Exile is for me?

    E_SWAMP
    E_SWAMP
    I thinks is the new dayz kinda mod for arma 3.

    gonna try it to night my self

    Zeito
    Zeito
    gave it a go with my housemate, very fun so far, got some gear etc. WHERE ARE THE COOKING POTS FFS ARRRGHHHH

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