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  • Extra looking forward to (the day after doing my PA test) to doing my PA test again! Thank you impromptu changes to the police service! :^)

    Finally,

    I've been looking for a new and snazzy photo to update my Rodney giving the finger picture, and then Big Jez' goes and pulls this out the bag, classic.

    FriendlyFireGuy
    FriendlyFireGuy
    You need to put the ACTUAL picture of you back.

    Starsky
    Starsky
    I will photoshop a husky onto Corbyn's face later tomorrow, okay?

    Anyone down to do a Football Manager 2017 Multiplayer save at some point or another?

    I see you over there, lurking....liking....being a BAD POOCH!

    Starsky
    Starsky
    Excuse me but no drama has been exacerbated by my bunghole in the last 48 hours

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     @Vladic Ka when you make a mistake and he feels extra scottish today

    It's my birthday today, will take donations in Jocktender on @Vladic Ka's stream, thank you very much :^)

    FriendlyFireGuy
    FriendlyFireGuy
    Happy Birthday you mentalist.

    Vladic Ka
    Vladic Ka
    I'll add 500 to you this weekend mate. Happy birthday!

    Starsky
    Starsky
    Thanks FFGuy you shit spewed cockwimple dingernugget.

    OH YOU'RE TOO KIND VLAD, THANKS <3

    1. Be me.
    2. Programming Android App
    3. Service Listener not working correctly
    4. Not displaying the information on screen that I want it to
    5. Spend hours solving little issues with application, still doesn't solve the problem of no information appearing.
    6. Log.d's everywhere in order to try and find the culprit.
    7. Find out sections of code are not running, but they're similar to other sections of code in my application.
    8. Narrow it down to one small section..
    9. I wrote "imbd" in a string instead of "imdb", causing the application to not retrieve any data.
    10. mfw
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    Re-Watching only fools and horses for the 4th or 5th time now. Best show ever made!

    Starsky
    Starsky
    Honestly I only have the Only Fools and Horses shit on my profile for the Rodney picture with him flipping the bird.

    Haywire
    Haywire
    Disgrace </3

    Day 6 of the man flu, was better yesterday, then in my lap of victory I was taken down by one of the deadliest sins of all, white man's gluttony, I thought I had won against the beast, but instead, it was waiting, contemplating, ready to strike without a moment stating. Now I am getting ill again - fucking kill me.

    Tadworth
    Tadworth
    Same has happened to me, really not enjoying it. 

    Now would be a legendary time for @Vladic Kato start streaming seeing as I am dying of a strong case of man flu, help a brotha out m8

    Vladic Ka
    Vladic Ka
    Sorry mate doing dad duties at the minute. I'll be on at 8 as normal. Hold out big chap!

    Starsky
    Starsky
    Roger that, holding my sniffles in just for you <3

    • >be me
    • >taken hostage
    • >told to radio in by the hostage takers and tell the pursuing police vehicles to stop or they will be shot at and I will be shot at
    • >i say it three times on radio
    • >police dont stop
    • >hmmm.jpg
    • >after situation: dragged into room
    • >"starsky, did you radio in during that to tell us?"
    • >"yeah three times when i was given my radio back"
    • >"we didnt hear any of it"
    • >waitwhat.gif
    • >find out that muting speakers on teamspeak actually mutes your microphone as well for some reason
    • >mfw
    • 2dd.jpg
    Tampy
    Tampy
    It's a steep and painful learning curve!

    Starsky
    Starsky
    There is a mute microphone and mute speakers button on TeamSpeak, common sense tells me that the "MUTE SPEAKERS" button mutes ONLY THE FUCKING SPEAKERS.

    • >be me
    • >playing vidya as CSO
    • >thunderstorms outside
    • >fuckyouthunder.jpeg
    • >waiting to be revived in game
    • >BEEPBEEPBEEPWTF.gif
    • >lightning only the god thor could muster right outside my house
    • >"hello can you hear me?"
    • >internet has died
    • >must be a temporary thing
    • > nope.jpg
    • >the lightning strike surged my router and blew it, had to wait until today for a replacement
    • >mfw
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    What's the state on old members of the police rejoining? Still a get your old rank back type of thing, or is this an old dog gonna have to be taught some new tricks type of thing?

    Booker Dewitt
    Booker Dewitt
    Have a chat with SI's. I'm sure they will let you in as a PCSO and have you do a test to get PC and go from there.

    Fluqi
    Fluqi
    This is the returning Officers protocol. 




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    what am i doing with my life

    Starsky
    Starsky
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    i will die alone

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