I came here to chew bubble gum and update my status.
I forgot gum though.
I forgot gum though.
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I did this status update using my hands and my mind combined with my keyboard.
It's been a while since I logged in and posted an update so I better make this a good one.
... Ready?
I like biscuits.
... I think we can all agree that this status was fucking incredible. Revel in it. Enjoy it. See you in six months for another remarkable insight into my life.
Stop lurking the forums and get back on Altis you great beardy beast! Xx
"Licks balls."
Some bloke called @Wilcotold me you like eat man yoghurt - well come on baby, I want you to Mueller my asshole xx
I came back to update this status. Now that's done, I'm off again.
*Toodles*
Broadband: Check.
Productivity levels set to low.
Fingy bumwank? - Don't mind if I do.
I do the trollin' so you don't have to.
Don't read this. It's a waste of time.
Take Vladic to work day.
With great beards comes great responsibility...
... Providing humour in a serious roleplay community.
I'm all about the beard. 'Bout the beard, no stubble.
The bearded one.
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