AEGIS acquired a couple of police vehicles, including a chopper, and used them instead of our regular security vehicles when providing our free protection. They were an excellent deterrent, and I think it looked pretty cool...
Well I almost experienced death. Driving in the dark and rain on a country road at 50mph, suddenly hit a flooded area of the road (couldn't see it until I was in it). It was like driving in the pacific ocean. I throw hazards on and brake slowly through it as to avoid skidding, but a car coming the other way also hits the water and starts sliding toward me. I'm blaring my horn and moving to the side, all whilst this car just misses me. Bloody terrifying!
Oh and I came back to find my dog had shit on the bed
Some scrawny unemployed good-for-nothing cock sucking window licking Twilight watching chav admiring coffee drinking rat looking maggots stole my bike from the bike shed at work.
Geniuses thought it a good idea to steal from a law firm and get their ugly mugs on the CCTV.
this angry rant may not get my bike back but at least I'll get views on my profile
I have a spare 7 Days to Die steam key to give away. Message me if you want it and I'll give it to someone at random. Please only message me if you actually want to play the game so that it can go to someone who wants it
Poseiden has just made a powerful enemy. They settled their base around my dome sweet dome and forcefully evicted me. I will bring a concealed handgun to the border, they'll never know what hit them! Oh, and I won't pay the visitor tax when I come to visit my gran! I'll also bring a friend along, he doesn't agree with the use of firearms but he dresses well. Watch out, smelly fish people!