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  • My forum rep...

    Now how am I supposed to measure my self-worth...?

    Simon Ross
    Simon Ross
    @Nuclear This man has a grand total of 31, I am currently verging on 560, safe to say I beat him here...

    Wilco
    Wilco
    Its back... it will remain in profiles but will be removed from topics shortly.

    Haywire
    Haywire
    Do facepalms increase my forum rep?

    If so, keep them coming @Nuclear, I know you love my controversial opinions!

    AEGIS acquired a couple of police vehicles, including a chopper, and used them instead of our regular security vehicles when providing our free protection. They were an excellent deterrent, and I think it looked pretty cool...

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    Nuclear
    Nuclear
    Also a nice way of butthurting the police to never allow you to make any security deals with them

    Haywire
    Haywire
    Oh no, we got the vehicles through peaceful means

    Well I almost experienced death. Driving in the dark and rain on a country road at 50mph, suddenly hit a flooded area of the road (couldn't see it until I was in it). It was like driving in the pacific ocean. I throw hazards on and brake slowly through it as to avoid skidding, but a car coming the other way also hits the water and starts sliding toward me. I'm blaring my horn and moving to the side, all whilst this car just misses me. Bloody terrifying!

    Oh and I came back to find my dog had shit on the bed

    Nalurah
    Nalurah
    Oh damn that sounds like a rough one. Glad you made it out ok! Stay safe out there ❤️

    Jeran
    Jeran
    Drive safe, we've had to treat a lot of car crash casualties due to flooding here in Israel.

    Boyd Colt
    Boyd Colt
    Glad you're okay. Why is it the thinner and darker the road the faster the speed limit. I got country lanes wide enough for one car thats 70mph and they expect for 2 cars to go on it. Its crazy.

    Oculus Quest or Valve Index?

    Tapioca
    Tapioca
    Quest. Pure jack of all trades headset. Index is good if graphics mean the world to you. Quest is a mobile (on the go) and a PC wired headset.

    Wicker
    Wicker
    Valve Index all day long! If you want a headset made by a company that made it by gamers for gamers valve inedex is the shit you want. Dont support a company that has there grounds in facebook and expect them to make a product for gamers

    H4WKACTUAL
    H4WKACTUAL
    All about that google cardboard vr

    Found this old screenshot of me reaching 2,500 km/h in my police SUV...

    For those wondering, this was when NPAS was very new and didn't have a helicopter fleet

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    F*ck me this is feudalism!!

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    Haywire
    Haywire
    worth it for the RP benefits

    We only have money to burn now anyway

    Nuclear
    Nuclear
    Ill take some of that money then

    Haywire
    Haywire
    Can't, I need it to pay the guy who cleans the cleaner's car on Tuesdays

    All part of the 1.6 million contract

    Just want to thank everyone from the community for their support yesterday! Lots of people kindly reached out. 

    Following a conversation I had with a friend, I have spoken to the police and social services which I believe to be the best course of action.

    Thanks again 😄

    Got a brand new Echo Dot (3rd Gen) for sale if anyone's interested. I'm thinking £35, shoot me a message!

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    Wilco
    Wilco
    Hate to say it but these were on sale on prime day for £29.99 in fact the past few amazon sales they have been this, also 99p after 1 month of amazon music (£15)

    You will find it hard to sell! that being said I have a Echo and Echo dot and that google thing, it means i can talk to myself without talking to myself

    Haywire
    Haywire
    Damn, this was given to me as a reward for winning a fundraising competition at work! Cheap bastards must have been Amazon Music subscribers (I'm jk, I'm very grateful for the prize)

    Well thanks for letting me know! I guess I'll just keep it

    Some scrawny unemployed good-for-nothing cock sucking window licking Twilight watching chav admiring coffee drinking rat looking maggots stole my bike from the bike shed at work. 

    Geniuses thought it a good idea to steal from a law firm and get their ugly mugs on the CCTV.

    this angry rant may not get my bike back but at least I'll get views on my profile

    THIS GUY PHOTOCOPIES FOR A LIVING

    Haywire
    Haywire
    Hello sir,

    Thank you for your recent comments.

    I attach a picture of your future bosses.

    Yours faithfully,

    A better man

    iu


    Tapeworm
    Tapeworm
    That guy looks like an inbred sausage roll

    Curious if anyone in the UK has taken (or is taking) the CILEx route to qualify as a lawyer and would be willing to share their experiences?

    Hey admins, are there any rules preventing me from hosting a 200 million giveaway?

    Entry would be free ... 

    at least ..

    It wouldn't cost money..

    Kempi Anderson
    Kempi Anderson
    There are no rules against it as long as staff are notified beforehand and the give away isn't done for your personal gain in another way A.k.a  trading it for real life money etc. As Mad Yoke pointed out if you are wanting to make an event out of it feel free to contact a member of the events team.  

    YoCo
    YoCo
    @Mad Yoke with sound advice on giving/receiving money. Must be a professional at the matter.

    good luck with the giveaway, I’m excited to see what you come up with @Haywire

    ShaunLAD
    ShaunLAD
    yes Mad Yoke is a great advisor when it comes to money, he had loads of it! till It got taken of him..

    I have a spare 7 Days to Die steam key to give away. Message me if you want it and I'll give it to someone at random. Please only message me if you actually want to play the game so that it can go to someone who wants it 🙂

    Haywire
    Haywire
    key has been given away

    My rebellion against Poseidon is going to plan

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    Danish
    Danish
    All part of the plan.

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    L1L
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    Nuclear
    Nuclear
    poseidon ? i see 3 idiots with nightvision during the day xD

    Poseiden has just made a powerful enemy. They settled their base around my dome sweet dome and forcefully evicted me. I will bring a concealed handgun to the border, they'll never know what hit them! Oh, and I won't pay the visitor tax when I come to visit my gran! I'll also bring a friend along, he doesn't agree with the use of firearms but he dresses well. Watch out, smelly fish people!

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