A birdie told me its your birthday.
You know what this calls for?
CAKE!!

GETCHU A SLICE AND EAT UP!!
and also
CONFETTI!!!!

you can never go wrong with a lil confetti
and also
I POISONED THE CAKE!!!
kidding ofc

happy birthday!
Old ass bitch


heres sum birthday hugs
and I gotchu a gift. It's a trashcan!!
You can throw yourself in it or stare at it. You can throw away your homework in it and it doubles as a home!! Hope you like it