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How to make Pizza in a boarding school

Lemmen

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Do you go to a Boarding school like this pleb here? Probably not but here's my tutorial on how to make pizza at any time in your boarding school! (I guess you can do this in your own home if your oven doesn't work, or if you don't have one!)

Alright first things first,

Step 1: we're at a boarding school so we're lazy so head down to the store and buy a pizza

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Cheese and ham, Delicious!

Step 2: Pull out the pizza and smack it together like it was a sandwich and put it on a toaster

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LOOKS NICE ALREADY

Step 3: Give each side 5-8 minutes

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JUST A LITTLE MORE

Step 4: Take your pizza off the toaster and use the cardboard the pizza came in as a plate

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OH This is looking gooood

Step 5: Taste it, see if it needs more time on the toaster

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This is like heaven

Step 6: Add spice and enjoy your Pizza!

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Yum so good!

 
The instructions weren’t clear enough. I got my dick stuck in the toaster.

 
Oh my god @Lemmenthis is actually a tutorial on how to start an electrical/grease fire. Your toaster looks like an electric space heater.

This reminds me of people trying to make grilled cheese in a toaster on it's side - hint THEY GO ON FIRE.

 
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Recipe doesn't work.

I'm at work, maybe that's the reason. Do you recommend an adjustment to the recipe for those not currently at boarding school?

 
FriendlyFireGuy said:
But I'm not in a boarding school? There is one near me, would this work?

1. Break into local boarding school.

2. Follow above recipe.

Seems complicated for a pizza, might just make a sandwich instead.
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If you're that desperate for pizza - www.reddit.com/r/randomactsofpizza 

 
FriendlyFireGuy said:
But I'm not in a boarding school? There is one near me, would this work?

1. Break into local boarding school.

2. Follow above recipe.

Seems complicated for a pizza, might just make a sandwich instead.
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You can also just break into a police station, it's practically the same ;)

Zeito said:
Oh my god @Lemmenthis is actually a tutorial on how to start an electrical/grease fire. Your toaster looks like an electric space heater.

This reminds me of people trying to make grilled cheese in a toaster on it's side - hint THEY GO ON FIRE.
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I make my pizza the way I want to make my pizza, kapich? <3

 
FriendlyFireGuy said:
But I'm not in a boarding school? There is one near me, would this work?

1. Break into local boarding school.

2. Follow above recipe.

Seems complicated for a pizza, might just make a sandwich instead.
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Gets arrested for accidentally breaking into the girls dorm and using their straighteners to make pizza...

 
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