Tom Oliver
New member
- Location
- UK
Edison Investment Research Ltd.
280 High Holborn
London
WC1V 7EE
Dear Sir/ Madam,
As instructed by customs, the following letter is a short overview as to my (Thomas Oliver) reasons(s) for acquiring the Altis extended work visa.
In 2005 I was accepted into Eton college, Berkshire, England. By graduation I’d become well acquainted with Felix Cameron, A young man whose father happens to be Alexander Cameron, a Barrister, brother to former prime minister David Cameron and son to Ian Cameron (1932-2010) a stockbroker and founder of Blairmore holdings investment fund.
In 2015 Blairmore holdings fell victim to an illegal data breach know as the ‘panama papers’. Blairmore is a legitimate collective investment fund so naturally nothing criminal came to light from this breach. There was, however, a rather undesirable public outrage concerning the aforementioned Mr. David Cameron’s close business and family ties with Blairmore whilst holding the public office of Prime Minister. In other words, the camerons got caught with their pants down.
As a direct response to a potential PR disaster, Alexander Cameron commissioned an inquiry council which consequently established Blairmore Investment group, A subsidiary of Blairmore holdings founded with a 3 tier mission statement:
4. The newly founded Altis office will offer financial and logistic support to militant factions located on the island. Working with these groups Blairmore holdings intends to destabilize local government forces and related institutions. Doing so will allow offshore private interest to move to Altis with the knowledge that governing bodies are more concerned with busting small time gang operations than properly regulating corp tax.
For further contextual information regarding Blairmore holdings please refer to it's wikipedia page.
Yours sincerely,
Thomas Maxwell Oliver
280 High Holborn
London
WC1V 7EE
Dear Sir/ Madam,
As instructed by customs, the following letter is a short overview as to my (Thomas Oliver) reasons(s) for acquiring the Altis extended work visa.
In 2005 I was accepted into Eton college, Berkshire, England. By graduation I’d become well acquainted with Felix Cameron, A young man whose father happens to be Alexander Cameron, a Barrister, brother to former prime minister David Cameron and son to Ian Cameron (1932-2010) a stockbroker and founder of Blairmore holdings investment fund.
In 2015 Blairmore holdings fell victim to an illegal data breach know as the ‘panama papers’. Blairmore is a legitimate collective investment fund so naturally nothing criminal came to light from this breach. There was, however, a rather undesirable public outrage concerning the aforementioned Mr. David Cameron’s close business and family ties with Blairmore whilst holding the public office of Prime Minister. In other words, the camerons got caught with their pants down.
As a direct response to a potential PR disaster, Alexander Cameron commissioned an inquiry council which consequently established Blairmore Investment group, A subsidiary of Blairmore holdings founded with a 3 tier mission statement:
- Establish a new management office on the Island of Altis, working in tandem with the Panama office: Making full use of the Islands flexible legal system and relaxed corporate tax environment.
- Work with native business people(s) to develop local economy and employment schemes (thus improving Blairmore public image).
- Work with local security agencies to ensure safe and consistent operations on the island in order to provide reasonable assurance to current and future shareholders that Blairmore will always be a viable and smart addition to one's portfolio.
4. The newly founded Altis office will offer financial and logistic support to militant factions located on the island. Working with these groups Blairmore holdings intends to destabilize local government forces and related institutions. Doing so will allow offshore private interest to move to Altis with the knowledge that governing bodies are more concerned with busting small time gang operations than properly regulating corp tax.
For further contextual information regarding Blairmore holdings please refer to it's wikipedia page.
Yours sincerely,
Thomas Maxwell Oliver
