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Windows Scams

Agdgdgwngo

Agdgdgwngo

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Anyone ever get those calls from "out of area" claming to be windows and saying youve got bad files? I just started telling the woman to fuck off, Wanted to charge me $249 for "software" that will "clean" my pc. More like clean my credit card. i should of said i use Linux and see what her response was then hahaha

 
or to really make her laugh say you are an apple user.

 
No  play along but pretend you don't know how to turn your pc on. Let her talk you through all the basics to use a computer. Ten min later Then say "oh i just remembered i don't have a computer " 

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That has happend to my twice they where claiming they worked for microsoft they sure failed :)

First time i played along was funny and the second time i just told em to F... Off

 
Oops? I gave them the money... But recieved an error when launching the program. Halp? I need to clean my PC. The lady said so...

 
The array of options available to one who wishes to irritate any unwanted callers is.. endless.. Your own fantasy is your only limitation. I once told the woman to hold 'cause I had to finish something, put her on hold, told me girl to get to the bedroom and once we got properly started I put her off hold, put down the phone next to us and just continued. Call didn't end very long + they didn't call back ^^

 
Do what Fung does and go "Nah sorry mate i've not got time to talk, i'm just robbing the place."

 
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