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Well done to UNMC! not sure how many crashers got in besides me (counted 21 in the ceremony?) but you guys made it very difficult to get in, it took me over an hour and 5 attempts to get in.
Attempt 1: Drive to border and claim I'm trying to get to black market/my house, this was shot down almost straight away so I left without hassle.
Attempt 2: Find a gap in the fence and get my ass through, as you probably all know there are no gaps and the border was very well patrolled, I headed back to sit outside the checkpoint to come up with another plan.
Attempt 3: this was pure luck, while waiting at the border a car exploded causing mass casualties and I managed to run through the border and into cover, I made it 1km past the border while ducking and diving into bushes to avoid passing patrols on road and overhead, this was foiled when I was kicked (insert anger as I felt so close)
Attempt 4:SEA! this was my perfect plan, I'd get myself a jetski and stay 1.5km away from land heading up north to avoid any coastal patrols and turning air patrols, I made it parallel to Sofia and started my course for the beach when out of nowhere a hobo boat appears and runs me down, I sank for what felt like hours.
Attempt 5: The golden attempt, It had been so long with so many failed attempts that this was the last try for me, I grabbed myself a beer and rented a plane, I set off from the airfield circling upwards like an ace pilot until I reached 4000m and started my journey to the border, when I reached it I was nearing 5000m and cut my engine in the hopes of avoiding radars and causing sound, I set my course to glide gently over Sofia so that my plane would land in the sea with no trace, I ejected and plummeted to the ground aiming for a cluster of trees 900m out from the church and when I opened my parachute at 500m I was sure that I had been spotted, I ducked and dived from bush to bush them house to house, only 20m from the church I was confronted by UNMC where I tried to blag my way in which got me restrained and taken to a general, after all of this I thought I was going to be killed or taken away but the kind general paid for some fancy clothes and allowed me access into the wedding, it was beautiful.
so there is my story, great job all round to the UNMC and just a great night in general
on the note of me wasting nearly 1mil on getting in there please take 1 minute of your time to watch this short video:
An urgent appeal
Attempt 1: Drive to border and claim I'm trying to get to black market/my house, this was shot down almost straight away so I left without hassle.
Attempt 2: Find a gap in the fence and get my ass through, as you probably all know there are no gaps and the border was very well patrolled, I headed back to sit outside the checkpoint to come up with another plan.
Attempt 3: this was pure luck, while waiting at the border a car exploded causing mass casualties and I managed to run through the border and into cover, I made it 1km past the border while ducking and diving into bushes to avoid passing patrols on road and overhead, this was foiled when I was kicked (insert anger as I felt so close)
Attempt 4:SEA! this was my perfect plan, I'd get myself a jetski and stay 1.5km away from land heading up north to avoid any coastal patrols and turning air patrols, I made it parallel to Sofia and started my course for the beach when out of nowhere a hobo boat appears and runs me down, I sank for what felt like hours.
Attempt 5: The golden attempt, It had been so long with so many failed attempts that this was the last try for me, I grabbed myself a beer and rented a plane, I set off from the airfield circling upwards like an ace pilot until I reached 4000m and started my journey to the border, when I reached it I was nearing 5000m and cut my engine in the hopes of avoiding radars and causing sound, I set my course to glide gently over Sofia so that my plane would land in the sea with no trace, I ejected and plummeted to the ground aiming for a cluster of trees 900m out from the church and when I opened my parachute at 500m I was sure that I had been spotted, I ducked and dived from bush to bush them house to house, only 20m from the church I was confronted by UNMC where I tried to blag my way in which got me restrained and taken to a general, after all of this I thought I was going to be killed or taken away but the kind general paid for some fancy clothes and allowed me access into the wedding, it was beautiful.
so there is my story, great job all round to the UNMC and just a great night in general
on the note of me wasting nearly 1mil on getting in there please take 1 minute of your time to watch this short video:
An urgent appeal
GG
