Lady SanDisk likes it when I go hard inside her. You see, she has a gold plated vagina and we all know gold is the best disperser of heat.
I dip my tally wanker in molten gold before going in, keeps her keen.
I also like to pretend I'm Rolf Harris tending to a wounded child constantly asking 'can you guess what it is yet' half the time I don't put my penis IN her, simply put my penis THROUGH her.
Good day.