What happens when you go around on the island for 9 hours

[Dr Edgar the Dwarf]

Everything goes to shit. 

(1) Got into a firefight and won in a way, the robbers got killed. Your welcome @PC George im claiming credit for saving you from a execution 

(2) @Bob Wilkinson Shoves silencers up peoples arses in bushes. 

(3) I go into Kavala city centre- A hobo robs a car in the greenzone and to stop the guy i try block him from leaving with my Van, ultimately ending in me being with 3 guys in a Arac vehicle, 2 of which could float? @medewerker

(4) After my colleague  fell asleep in the cockpit of a Mohawk, i had to take control and i crash landed in Kavala city centre, thus getting fined. @Dat Sniper Thou

(5) Police have to shut down Kavala city centre because somebody was trying to create the Atlis equivalent of ISIS.

(6) Headache.  

 

[Bob Wilkinson]

Hey, what can I say? It makes good business and keeps people squeaky clean where it really matters. Also, this time it was fully consentual, so I'm improving at least. Go me!

 

[Dr Edgar the Dwarf]

Hey, what can I say? It makes good business and keeps people squeaky clean where it really matters. And this time it was fully consentual, so I'm improving at least. Go me!

Atleast no one died.

 

[Bob Wilkinson]

Atleast no one died.

Exactly, that's what counts.

Lets just not mention my customer from last week...

 

[Dr Edgar the Dwarf]

Exactly, that's what counts.

Lets just not mention my customer from last week...

Forgot to leave the safety on?

 

[Bob Wilkinson]

Forgot to leave the safety on?

Lets just say my hands weren't the only thing that held a tight grip

 

[Dr Edgar the Dwarf]

Lets just say my hands weren't the only thing that held a tight grip

Fucking hell

 

[medewerker]

Atleast no one died.

I died after getting teleported out of the suv to somewhere near Kavala road

 

[Dr Edgar the Dwarf]

I died after getting teleported out of the suv to somewhere near Kavala road

rip

 

[medewerker]

You where the only of the injured in the Arac vehicle to survive

At least it was fun what happend

 

[Dr Edgar the Dwarf]

You where the only of the injured in the Arac vehicle to survive

At least it was fun what happend

Couldve been worse 

 

[Peppa Pig]

One of the best crash landings Ive been apart of in a long time....Telephone pole included

 

[Dr Edgar the Dwarf]

One of the best crash landings Ive been apart of in a long time....Telephone pole included

could've been more tense like, maybe some AA firing at the heli or a Surface to air missile system launching missiles at me. 

 

[Alesia]

When I am 9h on the island

1) me doing a peaceful NHS patrol

2) @Pavlic joining my TS channel and getting me into a police patrol

3) @Pavlic suddenly going on an RTU test which he succeeded due to him being a bad driver

4) me doing some more NHS patrols

5) me suddenly getting kicked for no reason, or connection, I'll never know

6) me going back on police patrol

7) hostage situation where I die as one of the last guys in

8 ) me doing an NPAS patrol with @Wayfarer

9) server crashing

 

[Dr Edgar the Dwarf]

When I am 9h on the island

1) me doing a peaceful NHS patrol

2) @Pavlic joining my TS channel and getting me into a police patrol

3) @Pavlic suddenly going on an RTU test which he succeeded due to him being a bad driver

4) me doing some more NHS patrols

5) me suddenly getting kicked for no reason, or connection, I'll never know

6) me going back on police patrol

7) hostage situation where I die as one of the last guys in

8 ) me doing an NPAS patrol with @Wayfarer

9) server crashing

Everything seems normal but your missing the part where a hobo crashes into you

 

[Owen Stanton]

This is hilarious and totally accurate at the same time