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Vote Papa, Vote for the future!

Cuthbert Lansbury

Cuthbert Lansbury

You Done Gone Papa'd It!
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Ladies, Gentlemen and Hobo's, welcome to my Mayoral Campaign!

Despite recently landing on the island, primarily as a vacation but I've decided to stay, I have seen and heard some horrific things and wish to help the place get back on it's feet.

Now I'm not going to bore you with promises of things that are unrealistic and unachievable, instead I'm going to promote progress and safety. Tired are we, the people of Altis, of being run over by Medics and Police. Tired are we, the people of Altis, of being begged by the poor and ridiculed by the rich. It is time for equality, fairness and most importantly, it is a time for safety.

I promise you that if I am elected Mayor I will address the poor driving standards of our Emergency Services. I will address the balance of wealth by finding jobs for the Hobo's. I will address the safety of our people.

There will be many candidates for the role, some with good intentions, some with bad intentions. Some will have no intentions at all and only want the title and a new suit. It is up to you to decide what is right for our island, our home. Vote Papa Hedge for the long term. Vote Papa Hedge for the future. Vote Papa Hedge for the betterment of our lives.

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*This has been a political broadcast on behalf of Papa Hedge. Some or all of the statement made in this broadcast may or may not be true. Your decision to vote may or may not be swayed by having a gun put to your head. If you would like further information on how to avoid being robbed, please walk around Kavala with 50k in your hand.

 
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Vote for UnDy1ng! All hobos will receive a free off-road, pick axe, cider (optional) and £5000 under JCOMM's HFP (Hobo Funding Program)! JCOMM aims to eventually legalize all drugs! Embrace the Revolution!

http://www.altislife...ution/?p=145956

Sincerely

UnDy1ng and the Jewish Communist Mafia

 
Thank you kind sir!

For those of you who didn't know, I'm running for re-election. If you were happy with me as Mayor during my term then please show your support and vote for me again. Every vote is massively appreciated so I thank you whole heartedly for your time!

 
You have my vote, the Weyland-Yutani Corporation will support your campaign every step of the way. And may even be able to give jobs to those hobos!

I look forward to working with you in the future.

 
I look forward to exploring opportunities for giving Hobo's work with you. Let's make this a successful campaign for the betterment of Altis!

 
We're over halfway through the campaign already! Now that the island is approaching some sort of normality again, don't forget to show your support and vote in the Mayor's Office. I'm confident that we can win this election and push forward with plans of a better Altis! As the hour approaches, can I count on you to help me?!

 
You sure as hell get my vote :D I had so much fun being your "personal bodyguard"  and trying to hunt down Pablo your valet guy that blew up all your cars lol (good times)

 
Thanks Joey! I massively appreciate all the positive feedback you have all given me after my last term and hope I can get back in office again so we can create more great experiences!

 
As I long as I don't get stuck in yer pit and sexually abused by Steven Seabass again, then you got my vote :)

 
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Papa Hedge said:
I can't make any promises....Seabass is a randy one!
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I'll take my chances with Seabass, I'd rather be sexually abused by a marmite fish than shouted at by Vladic (his shouting scare me)
 
So we made it!

A huge thank you goes to everyone who took the time to vote, it's a real privilege to be the first ever re-elected Mayor on Altis and I am truely humbled by it!

Now on to business;

During the next two weeks I aim to get some important issues addressed but need YOUR help to do it. I propose the following:

  • Garments that hide your face are to be banned in the major towns - Police have the right to ask you to remove them and if refused they can confiscate the garment.
  • A Beach Party to celebrate the glorious weather we are having on Altis at the moment.
  • Implement a Driving Test for civilians.
  • Building a public Shooting Range for small arms.
  • Giving Police the ability to remove Licences for things like bad driving or careless gun handling.

What are your thoughts on these points? Would you like to make suggestions? Let me know below or come and find me at the Mayor's Office (if I'm not at the Office send me a text message and we can arrange a meeting for a later time).

Thanks in advance!

- Mayor Papa Hedge.

 
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