Voltage Industries LTD Advancements

[Voltz]

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Hello all,

My name is Voltz and I am the CEO of the company Voltage Industries LTD. At this moment in time I have decided that it is safe to announce that the mining sector is being shut down as locals were getting angry and there have been many terrible accidents with employees and earthquakes in the recent weeks.

However I am happy to announce a new sector coming out called "Voltage Electrics", this is a new service that once you call the company, I will include a card below, you will get a free of charge electrical check up and or fix any issues that you may be having.

To get this number please called up - 243-ThisDoesNotMatter-3245, thank you.

We are at the moment in question to buy a power station, we are currently gathering resources and still hesitations on it,  but details will come out soon.

Anyway, just a quick update.

Voltz

CEO of Voltage Industries LTD

Trained Electrician

 

[DainMK]

I have a few Apple products that don't seem to charge properly, if at all. Is this something you could help with or should I visit the Genius bar?

Dain

 

[fisher]

Gods Dildo broke again about an hour of constant use by him after you left can you come down tomorrow around 8 to fix it?

 

[PeachMaster]

Do not forget the amazing peaches. 

The PeachMaster has approved of giving you 27 peaches as a friendly gift.

 

[Voltz]

Tomorrow I will be working up in the hills for a local company so I am afraid that I cannot fix Gods dildo, How about Wednesday. He might have to hold out, just put him in a cage.

As for your apples, you might want to either let me look or shoot them and get a Samsung. Up to you.