Turtle Man
Well-known member
So i came here to explain how i got to this island, and my first days aswell, so here goes:
I quite honestly have no idea how i got here,or who i was, i woke up in a beach with a briefcase full of cash cuffed to my hand, and 4 of turtles on my back, that was nice, i liked them so much that i kept them! I however, had no where to keep em so i bought a truck boxer and stored them inside a big fish tank in the back of it.
Despite my luck i was quickly robbed by 4 heavily armed rebels, so i had to sell the poor turtles in order to support myself, it was a very sad moment, and so in honor of the poor turtles i named my self Turtle_Man!
And now that i finaly have resources i will start my glorious campaign and go on a rampaging animal killing spree to take the Mighty Turtle Race to VICTORY!
screw pandas, turtles ftw!
Thats pretty much my basic story, i also did it for the achievs :3
I quite honestly have no idea how i got here,or who i was, i woke up in a beach with a briefcase full of cash cuffed to my hand, and 4 of turtles on my back, that was nice, i liked them so much that i kept them! I however, had no where to keep em so i bought a truck boxer and stored them inside a big fish tank in the back of it.
Despite my luck i was quickly robbed by 4 heavily armed rebels, so i had to sell the poor turtles in order to support myself, it was a very sad moment, and so in honor of the poor turtles i named my self Turtle_Man!
And now that i finaly have resources i will start my glorious campaign and go on a rampaging animal killing spree to take the Mighty Turtle Race to VICTORY!
screw pandas, turtles ftw!
Thats pretty much my basic story, i also did it for the achievs :3