To all techies !!

[lionel]

Ok a little cheap to get your attention i know, but there is a reason.

First read this !! 

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/07/01/man_sues_yet_again_for_chance_to_marry_his_computer/

Yes this is actually happening, and no it isnt me !!! 

But you HAVE to read the comments as well !!! OMG absolute corkers in there perfect for a Friday !! 
http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2016/07/01/man_sues_yet_again_for_chance_to_marry_his_computer/

I know which one's my fav, but i am not going to spoil it for you !!! 
@Zeito@CMO Marc Smith@Dr Norman

 

[Zeito]

Did you try turning her off and on?

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[Namron]

Lol welcome to the 21st century XD

 

[CMO Marc Smith]

I'm dun

Windows computers aren't marriage material because they're promiscuous, high risk of STIs, high maintanence, and are always trying to "reinvent themselves".

 

[lionel]

ReL Windows computers aren't marriage material because


Could be the answer to your maintenance problems.

Perhaps if you married your Windows PC it would stop going down on you all the time.

This was the best for me very close beater to the very first comment.

 

[alex11]

@lionel Why you no tag moi?

I have had all the knowledge whipped into me by @Zeito with a Cat-5 o-nine tails.

 

[lionel]

I had tried to tag you actually, But this site doesnt play nice with all browsers, and wouldn't let me add any further names :/ 

this is why we need a tech support tag, to call all members of the tech support team  

 

[alex11]

I had tried to tag you actually, But this site doesnt play nice with all browsers, and wouldn't let me add any further names :/ 

this is why we need a tech support tag, to call all members of the tech support team  

I see..

Indeed we do!

 

[CMO Marc Smith]

I had tried to tag you actually, But this site doesnt play nice with all browsers, and wouldn't let me add any further names :/ 

this is why we need a tech support tag, to call all members of the tech support team  

Inb4 @TechSupport becomes a thing

 

[alex11]

Inb4 @TechSupport becomes a thing

Lets make it a thang!

 

[Patchwork]

I am not sure if people are taking this seriously or is this great 10/10 sarcasm.