- Location
- Lincolnshire, UK
Hello all,
Some of you may know me from my exploits on the island. I have been on and off Altis since the early days and can probably remember when it was all fields.
I am a retired Reverend who has for the most part, turned his back on religion though I do still dabble in the occult. I occasionally have flashbacks from previous lives and it has been remarked that I have the ability to rise from the grave by the Grace of God. If indeed there is a God. I am also partially psychic. Of course, these may all be the imagined effects of LSD that I consumed in large quantities in my youth.
After serving time in 'Nam, the Napoleonic war, the Crusades and a bunch of other epic battles that I probably did not really attend, I am used to the hustle and bustle of the battlefield. I've been known to get up to nefarious deeds which are not entirely befitting of a man of the cloth.
Touching cloth is about as close as I get to God these days.
Either way, I am a man with a sense of fair play. I respect those who have manners and be them friend or foe, I see no reason to be rude. Usually.
All of that said, I have a course sense of humour and a penchant for swearing, recreational drugs and wanking. (Also, tea, crumpets and firearms.)
I am more likely to help than hinder but the bunch of reprobates I spend most of my time with are often beyond my control. They are all good lads but often a little misguided and by that I mean they can be absolute arseholes.
So if you meet me, feel free to say hello or donate to the church of Altis (My personal bank account.) I am a thoroughly modern English Gentleman and a nice chap if you get to know me. So long as you are not a total Dick.
Toodlepipski,
The Reverend. xx
Some of you may know me from my exploits on the island. I have been on and off Altis since the early days and can probably remember when it was all fields.
I am a retired Reverend who has for the most part, turned his back on religion though I do still dabble in the occult. I occasionally have flashbacks from previous lives and it has been remarked that I have the ability to rise from the grave by the Grace of God. If indeed there is a God. I am also partially psychic. Of course, these may all be the imagined effects of LSD that I consumed in large quantities in my youth.
After serving time in 'Nam, the Napoleonic war, the Crusades and a bunch of other epic battles that I probably did not really attend, I am used to the hustle and bustle of the battlefield. I've been known to get up to nefarious deeds which are not entirely befitting of a man of the cloth.
Touching cloth is about as close as I get to God these days.
Either way, I am a man with a sense of fair play. I respect those who have manners and be them friend or foe, I see no reason to be rude. Usually.
All of that said, I have a course sense of humour and a penchant for swearing, recreational drugs and wanking. (Also, tea, crumpets and firearms.)
I am more likely to help than hinder but the bunch of reprobates I spend most of my time with are often beyond my control. They are all good lads but often a little misguided and by that I mean they can be absolute arseholes.
So if you meet me, feel free to say hello or donate to the church of Altis (My personal bank account.) I am a thoroughly modern English Gentleman and a nice chap if you get to know me. So long as you are not a total Dick.
Toodlepipski,
The Reverend. xx
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